Metaphorically Speaking
In the Good Old Days
See What She did There?
Oh, The Places She's Been
Eat, Drink and Be Michele
100

TUMC's membership categories include Members and Adherents -- Michele used this sticky metaphor to describe TUMC Adherents who are very involved in the life of the Church.

What is superglue?

100

This currency and a railroad track near Tavistock helped a 12-year-old Michele put her trust in God.

What is an American penny?

100

Michele punnily suggested we needed to do this in order to appreciate darkness.

What is cast it in a positive light?

100

On a visit to this country, Michele discovered Our Lady of Untying Knots.

Where is Brazil?

100

Growing up, Michele's family typically served bowls of this for dessert.

What is fruit salad?

200

Michele used birth to describe this on more than one occasion.

What is Pentacost or the Holy Spirit descending?

200

Michele described this religious activity from her childhood as the most boring activity of her life.

What is an all night prayer vigil?

200

Michele described this very old story as "antediluvian."

The story of Noah's Arc and the Flood

200

On a family trip, Michele enjoyed a serene view of nature here that was disrupted by the stench of rotting beached whales

What is the Pacific shore south of San Francisco

200

Michele’s mother unsuccessfully tried to grow this favorite pie ingredient in Brazil.

What is rhubarb?

300

Michele reeled in the congregation with a metaphor for Baptism that involved this essential part of an outdoor toy.

What is the string of a kite?

300

According to Michele, a lot of kids in North America when she was growing up gave each other this heart-shaped object.

What is a friendship necklace?

300

Michele imagined the conversation between Mary and the Angel Gabriel having many of these.

What are pregnant pauses?

300

Michele has a tombstone with her name on it in this cemetery

Where is Steinmann Mennonite Church in Baden, Ontario?

300

In 2016, Michele imagined a Church denomination with worship services that featured these meals

What are brunches and barbecues?

400

In 2021, Michele described this as like a macabre shopping channel special.

What is life during the pandemic?

400

Michele's only solution for passing this high school subject was rote memorization.

What is chemistry?

400

Michele explained this classic riddle to the congregation in a death-themed sermon in 2018.

What is "why did the chicken cross the road?"
400

Michele looked down a heart-shaped crater in this historic country's desert

What is Israel/Palestine?

400

This fruit grew in the hills in Brazil near Michele's childhood home.

What are figs.

500

Of all the metaphors for the Kingdom of God, this one (used recently), is perhaps the tastiest.

What are dinner rolls?

500

This accessory played a key role in The Wonder Twins, Michele's favorite childhood cartoon.

What is a ring?

500

In a joke about The Good Samaritan story, the donkey stands for this person. (the preacher who misses the point of the story)

What is the preacher who misses the point of the story?

500

Michele and her sons attended a pleasant street festival that was disrupted by gimmicky street evangelist.

Where is Edmonton?

500

In Burgundy, France, the people at a Taze center broke French cooking stereotypes by serving Michele this dish.

What is lentils and spam?