Mike Haikus by ChatGPT
Bishop Bricks
Mascots translated to Gen Alpha
Orrin Hatchery
Butler, Pearson, or Burton
Before and After Disneyland Attractions
200
Gold forged in fire glows,
Elves and men in shadows fight -
Hope rides to Mordor
Lord of the Rings
200
Every Catholic diocese has one principal church building known as this, named after the bishop's throne therein.
A Cathedral
200
They’re called pumas or mountain lions, but lowkey, sometimes it means an older woman who’s into younger dudes. Total rizz queen vibes.
Go Cougars!
200
This bird lays the largest egg, equivalent in volume to about 2 dozen chicken eggs.
The Ostrich
200
He hosted Reading Rainbow for 23 years.
LeVar Burton
200
A highly caffeinated soda carefully drunk while on an indoor roller coaster.
Space Mountain Dew
400
Mountain calls my name -
Graceful turn, then faceplant deep
Snow tastes like defeat
Skiing
400
Only 4 of the approximately 1,800 Catholic Basilicas are Major Basilicas, and they are all located in the diocese of this city.
Rome
400
Old Ephraim was a 10-foot one of these who straight-up terrorized Cache County, snacking on sheep like it was a buffet. Got taken down by a dude named Frank Clark 102 years ago. 💥⏳
Go Grizzlies!
400
Some recipes call for this part of the egg only, as it is lower in fat and can be whipped into a foam.
Egg Whites (Albumen)
400
Using different words he told Scarlett O'Hara that he really doesn't care.
Rhett Butler
400
It's the legal term for the unauthorized taking of a slow two-person vehicle without the intent to return it to its enclosed track in Tomorrowland.
Grand Theft Autopia
600
Pinstripes in the sun,
Legends carved in baseball lore-
Bronx cheers echo still
New York Yankees
600
They are exterior support structures in Gothic cathedrals that allow for high walls with stained glass windows and huge vaulted ceilings.
Flying Buttresses
600
Sir Ed Hillary. Total legend. Bro pulled off a W where the air’s basically gone. Peak bravery, fr. 🏔️🔥
Go Mountaineers!
600
The first dinosaur egg fossil was discovered in this Mongolian desert in the early 1920s.
The Gobi Desert
600
Drew Pearson was a wide receiver for this team, which was the first in the NFL to bring in over $1B in revenue during one season (2022).
The Dallas Cowboys
600
Guns N' Roses rock to this song as Skipper Dan shows them the back of water.
Welcome to the Jungle Cruise
800
A prophet's vision,
Waves of blue and white unite,
Faith with knowledge soars.
BYU
800
On July 10, 2024 a case containing a relic of this female Catholic Saint was stolen from the Salt Lake City cathedral named for her.
Saint Mary Magdalene (Madeleine)
800
To keep it respectful, UofU dropped the old vibes and brought in this red-tailed hawk 🦅 in ’96 — with a thumbs-up from the Ute Tribe. ✌️💯
Swoop!
800
Almas caviar comes from this rare fish, and is the most expensive on the market at $25,000 per kilogram ($125 per teaspoon).
Beluga Sturgeon
800
The name of Tim Curry's butler character from the movie Clue.
Wadsworth
800
They include solid, liquid, & gas, and can be located on the alpine mountain in Fantasyland.
States of Matterhorn
1000
Neva flows like time,
Gold domes gleam through morning mist -
Whispers of the czars
Saint Petersburg
1000
The bronze canopy, the cathedra, and the exterior piazza of St. Peter's Basilica were sculpted and designed by this creator of the Baroque style of sculptor.
Gian Lorenzo Bernini
1000
These dogs legit look like mini wolves 🐺, crush it in the cold ❄️, and pop out with icy blue eyes that can totally switch up later. 👀🔥
Go Huskies!
1000
This largest bony fish in the world holds another record; the most prolific egg layer with up to 300 million eggs at a time.
The Sunfish
1000
He was Elizabeth Taylor's fifth and sixth husband.
Richard Burton
1000
Athletes who sail from their stadium on the Allegheny River to play baseball in Barbados.
Pittsburgh Pirates of the Caribbean