You asked me to do simple math and everyone got the same answer. I was way off.
What is I never said that I was good at math.
You got free or discounted sushi or boba from this Sushi Restaurant.
What is put a finger down if you went to/ate at Hana Sushi (and Izakaya)
it's a combination of slay and purr
"It's a beautiful word because lesbians are beautiful people"
What is Kristina (or Kristi) Schmidt
No girls played this instrument, but somehow every girl I know played this instrument.
What is the saxophone.
Alan will deny this to the end.
What is I never said I was a Swiftie. (or taylor swift fan)
My phone is dead/is at low battery.
What is oop, can I borrow your/a charger?
"Wow, your parents love adopting"
What is Alan Nguyen
The year of the cat was also known as...
What is year of the purr.
I locked myself out of the house again.
What is oop, can you open the door.
"barbie: mugged at the ice skating rink"
I wanna ride it all night long.
What is Life is a Highway
(50 extra points if you sing it in a strong southern or cockney accent)
"no wonder dogs get boners from this"
What is Christian Nguyen
"We can figure it out outside if you wanna find out"
What is Sukhjot Sal