MC Band Pieces
Name the first song the Jazz band played
Watermelon Man
How many reindeer pull Santa's sleigh?
8
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had very low elf esteem.
What was the name of the main Elf in the movie, Elf?
Buddy
Name the 2nd song the 7th grade band played
Tantrum
In the song, Frosty the Snowman, what brings Frosty to life?
an old silk hat
What do you call half a tuba?
a One-ba
Q: Which reindeer likes to clean?
A: Comet
What is the name of Buddy's girlfriend?
Jovie
Name the 3rd song the 6th grade band played
Angels Diggin' It
In A Charlie Brown Christmas, how much does Lucy charge for psychiatric services?
5 cents please!
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans.
How did Buddy travel from the North Pole to New York City?
Walked through 6 levels of the candy cane forest
Name the first song the jazz combo played
Doxy
What 106 year old baked holiday food item was recently found in the Antarctic (and believed to be almost edible)?
FYI - A 146 year old one of these has also passed from family to family in a small town in Michigan (in the news this week)
A fruitcake
What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
people take off their shoes to jump on a trampoline
Q: What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
What is the dinner Buddy made for his new family?
Spaghetti and syrup
When was the song Sleigh Ride written?
in the Summer
In the song “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,” what “incriminating” evidence was found on Grandma’s back?
Claus marks
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A Flat Minor
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
After Buddy drinks an entire bottle of soda at one time, how long does his burp last?
12 seconds!