I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Pencil
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He is bald
Corn
Weasel
Balloon
They all pop
An evil man kidnapped someone and made them take one of two pills. One was harmless, but the other was poisonous. Whichever pill the victim took, the kidnapper took the other one. The victim took their pill with water and died. The kidnapper survived. How did the kidnapper get the harmless pill?
The water was poisoned
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
There were five men at church, and it started raining while they were outside. The four that ran still got wet, but the one that was still stayed completely dry. Why did he stay dry?
He was in a coffin—the other men were at his funeral.
Odd one out? Binoculars, eyeglasses, goggles, handlebars, jeans, pliers, scissors, shoes, tweezers
Shoes, only pair that has two seperate pieces
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A Pillow
A thief enters a store and threatens the clerk, forcing her to open the safe. The clerk says, “The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you’ll never get the code.” But the thief manages to guess the code on his own. How did he do it?
The clerk already told him the code—she said it’s “different” every day.
feminine
kindergarten
canine
overweight
threaten
cobblestone
height
done
They all end in a number
What do you buy to eat but never consume?
Cutlery
What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose either?
A Lawsuit
A prisoner is called to be questioned by the guards. The guards tell the prisoner: “If you tell a lie, we will hang you and if you tell the truth, we will shoot you.” What did the prisoner say to save himself?
United Arab Emirates
Overimaginative
Parasitological
Verisimilitudes
All of the words have letters alternating between consonants and vowels.
I have one eye but am unable to see. What am I?
A needle
What kind of room has no walls, door or windows?
A Mushroom
My first is in chocolate but no in ham. My second is in cake and also in jam. My third at tea-time is easily found. Altogether, this is a friend who is often around. What is it?
A Cat
Vermont
Statuesque
Swedish
Arthur's
Africa
Sensation
Misunderstood
They each contain an abbreviation of a weekday in them
TRANCE, STAIN, CHIME, TUBA and PERK. These words all belong to the same logical family. Which of the following words also belongs to that family?
GERMANE, EMBARGO, BANANA and NIGHTMARE
Germane, replace one letter to create contry