Minimus And Friends
Who does Minimus like the most?
CHEEZ
WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON DISH ASSOCIATED WITH MINIMUS?
ROASTED RAT (WITH SIDE OF CHEEZ)
WHERE WAS MINIMUS BORN?
THE CORE OF THE SUN
WHAT IS 1 X 1?
1
WHAT IS THE NAME OF MINIMUS' DOG?
WABRISSA
WHAT IS THE NAME OF MINIMUS' FATHER?
MINIMUS SR.
MINIMUS OBESUS ES?
SIC
MINIMUS WAS ORPHANED AT AGE 3, WHO ADOPTED HIM?
HIS MOM AND DAD AFTER FINDING OUT THEY LEFT HIM AT THE TRAIN STATION
What is the derivative of the function f(x) = x^x with respect to x?
x^x(ln(x) + 1)
DOES JACK EAT ROASTED RAT?
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MINIMUS???!!!
DOES RUFUS SECRETLY HATE MINIMUS?
NO (BUT MINIMUS HATES RUFUS!) :}
WHAT IS THE NAME OF MINIMUS' RESTURANT?
THE SEEMINGLY NEVER-ENDING BUFFET OF CHEEZ
WHO IS MINIMUS' GIRLFRIEND?
MINIMA
What is the integral of e^(-x^2) from -∞ to ∞?
√π
DOES JED OWN A DOG?
NO, 2 DOGS
DOES ILLUIS HATE MINIMUS?
YES
HOW DOES MINIMUS CHEW?
HE DOESN'T
HOW MUCH MONEY DOES MINIMUS MAKE A YEAR?
$999,999,999,999,999,999
What is the sum of the infinite geometric series 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + ...?
2
IS MINIMUS A FURRY?
:)
WHY DOES CANDIDA WANT TO EAT MINIMUS?
???
HOW MANY YEARS AGO DID MINIMUS DISCOVER CHEEZ?
3
WHERE DOES MINIMUS LIVE NOW?
VINDOLANDAE
In number theory, what is the smallest Carmichael number?
561
IS BEN A FURRY?
NO, HE HATES FURRIES