Childhood
Miranda's childhood dog of this high-speed breed, Nikki, was adopted after an illustrious racing career as "Oh Yeah Nicole!"
What is a Greyhound?
Freshie Miranda was toking it up with her friend Trey (boo) in this Lower-Verm park before a soccer-mom jump scared the living daylights out of them.
What is Cotton Park?
Miranda is a fan of the fiber arts, name two crafts she engages in.
What are sewing, crocheting, embroidery, and cross-stitching?
This lingerie chain employed Miranda, and she got to experience the audacity of men buying giftcards for their girlfriends and wives at the same time...
What is Victoria's Secret?
Miranda was born on this day in 2003.
What is February 27th?
Miranda's family settled down in this Minnesota metro-on-the-lake for a majority of her life until the kids went off to college (Bonus points if you can name the exact city).
What is Duluth? (Bonus for Hermantown)
A pile of dirt and gravel was mistaken for this Clay County landmark by Miranda (don't tell the Oceti Sakowin or Lewis and Clark)
Was that Spirit Mound?
Miranda swears this edgy teen movie and book series is the pinnacle of humanity, but the main characters aren't quite human.
What is Twilight?
Not much walking (but a lil' too much harassment) happens on the way to this Midwest-based hardware franchise that featured first-time Summer-Verm Miranda.
What is Runnings?
Mamacita's and El Nopal feature the one food Miranda is always down for is this chicken-filled, sauce covered dish.
What are Enchiladas?
Miranda had to play the piano (we love a good ol' parental demand), but she did play two instruments of her free will; a brass instrument (think Louis Armstrong and a string instrument (think Paganini). Name one of these instruments.
What are the trumpet and violin?
Turing or Van Gogh? Science or Creativity? Statistician or Barista? Name the two majors Miranda was considering pursuing at college, before one ultimately beat out the other.
What are Mathematics and Art?
If Miranda could make our entire house one color, it would be this (someone stop her this is a cry for help)
What is pink?
Miranda had an Accounting Internship with this campus fan shop and bookstore (minus the bookstore nowadays) for two years.
What is Charlie's?
Okay friends, what is the color of Miranda's eyes? MIRANDA CLOSE YOUR EYES
What is blue?
Miranda's early years were spent in multiple states. She was born however, in this Pacific Northwest city (that is quite familiar to fans of Fred Armisen)
What is Portland, Oregon?
Miranda was the one who messaged Parker first on this hit dating app.
What is Tinder?
Miranda watches an unfathomable amount of this tank-top wearing, gambling addicted, commentary streamer's content.
Who is Joe Bartolozzi?
Talk about a sitcom job, what is Miranda's exact title with her current employer?
What is a Data Coordinator?
Country roads, take me home to this large scale university that shares the namesake of an east-coast state which Miranda almost chose to go to undergrad at?
What is West Virginia?
Family ties! Name an Emme sister who isn't Miranda! (Double points if you get both)
Who are Claire (Samantha, long story) and Gabby?
Miranda was in graduate school for this many days (+/- 3 days) before realizing the program wasn't up to snuff (Title IX and Financial Aid agree)
What is 30 days?
Miranda has seen this Midwest Princess twice in person, both times for less than $120 a ticket (before the blow-up and subsequent Billboard top 10 domination)
Who is Chappell Roan?
Miranda's first job was with this nationwide jeweler for a single summer immediately post high-school graduation, but not much kissing was going on (thank god)
Add a vowel to a charged particle and you get this, Miranda's middle name.
What is Ione?