Detestable Ingestibles
In the spring of 2018, Miranda strolled into Collis to meet a friend for pasta around 3 PM. Unfortunately, she never did eat her pasta, due to her prior ingestion of this substance.
What is cocaine?
Miranda was rumored to be in a sprawling love affair with this campus artist
Who is Mixed Millenial
Miranda was hoping to enjoy a fun night with friends, drinks, and perhaps a bit of Molly. Oh contraire, she was rumored to have been blowing out the bathroom all night instead at this party.
After stalking her Facebook, her campus involvement, her career, and even her poor son, Miranda recruited this Dartmouth professor as her mentor.
Who is Jenn Sargent?
A favorite drink of the voyage is served with *pop* and {disco} at this restaurant!
What is GunBae?
On a winter morning in NYC of 2020, Miranda claimed she could not eat at this fast-food chain three times in one morning.
What is Popeyes?
Sister Bianca is in town! Its freshmen spring, and the vibes are high. What exclusive party were the pair seen breaking into uninvited?
What is Woodstockde?
Miranda nearly ruined her long-time friendship with Dartmouth '21 Derek Alvarez after doing this shocking action at his party.
What is peeing her pants (and stealing his prized pants for a year)?
This classmate was found to have eaten all of Miranda's SmartFood, causing Miranda to never leave her freshmen inner room again.
Who is Ellie Goz?
Miranda ordered this "secret menu item" (although, the tell it to everyone) from Razzle Dazzle over a dozen times on her voyages
What is Butter Chicken?
Miranda was seen many a time holding cardboard boxes filled with what appeared to be weeks of takeout while exiting this restaurant
What is Koto?
After a night of screams and terror in the Dominican, all travelers headed to bed...except one. Miranda headed in the late hours to this neighborly event.
What is Game Night?
After her friend Isabelle attempted to make them another friend on the homecoming of freshmen fall, Miranda ghosted her for the night and broke the frat ban by entering this fraternity.
What is Chi Heorot?
Miranda's pong partner in the Psi U "Wimbledon" tournament of 19X, with whom she exchanged no words.
Who is Charlie Cobb?
What is a massage?
Miranda had no trouble spending her DBA in the winter of freshman year, due to her consumption of this packaged item.
In a famous Youtube video of the 2010s, Miranda was seen reciting 1000 numbers of Pi. She attributed her knowledge to this inherent trait.
What is a photographic memory?
After a crazy night out on campus, Miranda *meant* to send a booting photo to her bestie! To her horror, she woke up the next morning to the shocking videos on her own Snapchat story, paired with a concerned message from this friend.
Who is Caroline Smith?
This woman was found crying in Miranda's lap, held in a tight embrace, in the bathroom at an infamous A-House after party.
Hint: LilJo was a surprise guest at said part.
Who is Jordan Paff (previously known as "Isabelle dupe")?
Miranda is fond of many events on deck (of one show, she stated we would "love this little twink!") However, this one show takes the cake.
What is the Untitled Dance Show?
A girl needs her signature drink! In Miranda's recent "Ride," she named her new signature this drink.
What is a Dirty Shirley?
Miranda may not know you, but if you were entering Dartmouth in 2017, you knew her. After posing in her bed with Dartmouth merch on Instagram, rumors sparked the streets over who she was and what she was about, including her family's ownership of this company.
Its Miranda's *24th* birthday, and we may be having a little too much fun! The birthday girl was seen booting on the bar table after receiving a tequila shot from this friend.
Who is Dani Black?
After posting a somewhat questionable Instagram story of her shrooms drawings, Miranda received a message of concern and well wishes from this person.
Who is Snow Kang?
The Matthews Girls are icons of fashion and flare. What spot could they be found for a photoshoot in matching patterned sets?
What is the Roundabout (Deck 7)?