What is it that breaks but doesn't fall and that which falls and cannot break?
The day breaks then night falls.
Could you list all the numbers which have the letter A in their spelling from 1-100.
none
I am something, people work extrmely hard to get me every day. When they get me they give me away. What am I?
Money.
What has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
What begins with an 'e' and ends with an 'e'?
You have a single match and are in a pitch black room with a candle, an oil lamp, and a gas stove. Which do you light first?
The match
Which is correct? "Penguins flies" or "A penguin flies"
None, because penguins don't fly.
What goes up but never goes down?
Age.
Why did the woman take an elephant instead of a car?
A car has a bigger trunk.
If a guy has 320 eggs and you take 37 eggs, how many eggs do you have?
You have the 37 that you took.
If a farmer had 322 cows and took one shot that got all the cows. How did the farmer do it?
The farmer took a panorama shot.
If you jump off the roof of a three-story building, where would you land?
Hospital.
If there are 10 birds on a tree and a hunter shoots 1 of the birds, how many birds would be left?
None, because the rest of them will be scared and they will fly away.
What's black and white that gets read all over?
Newspapers - you read it all over.
Which is heavier, a ton of metal or a ton of feathers?
Both are the same.
A certain family used to live in a roundhouse. One day when the father returned from his job, he found his wife dead. One of the children said he had been watching the television, the second one said he has been drawing, and the last born saide he had been reading from the corner. Who killed the mother?
The last born since the house is round and there are no corners.
Who will become the president if the vice president dies?
The current president.
How can you draw a square with three lines?
You draw a square, and then draw three lines in the middle.
Why don't horses wear gloves?
They have no hands.
When a rooster lays eggs on top of a slanted roof, which way will it roll?
Roosters do not lay eggs.
Among the alphabet letters, which makes honey?
B.
If a bird has 7 eggs and dinosaurs ate one of its eggs. How many eggs will the bird have left?
None, because dinosaurs are extinct.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
How many times can you take away 2 from 100?
Once. After taking the first two, you no longer have 100.
What is the common thing between Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog?
They both have the same middle name.