Miss Piggy's Jeopardy (Tyler)

OINK

200

RIDDLE

If I drink I die, if I eat I live.

I am fire.

YEYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEEYEYEY

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From our special guest, Peppa Pig.

Nevermind, she is actually now just bacon.

R.I.P. Peppa Pig

1000

RIDDLE

What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?

A chalkboard

You are also dirty too.

SNORT

600

RIDDLE

What has to be broken before you use it?

An egg

You also look broken.

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Stop celebrating. Your smiles are ugly.

SQUEAL

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You actually don't deserve that.

GRUNT

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I SUMMONED IT.

OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA

800

RIDDLE

What has 13 hearts but no organs?

A deck of cards

HAHA. I'm so heartless

SNORK

200

100,000,000,000 is the _______ power of ten

Eleventh or 11 

                   

400

Riddle

The more I am alive the more I slowly die.

Ice.

Chill out bro.

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