What do you meme?
The Womp Womp Hymnal
Story Corner
This Means War
It's time to lock in
(Final Round)
100

Picture 1

What is "Because of the Angels"

100

Marisa was singing this tune for many days, calling back to a distant past. 

What is the Jurassic Park theme?

100

Jackie had no idea she was about to be introduced to the wonderful world of animal riding at just 6 years old, but this creature at the fairgrounds helped her get a foot in the door, without giving her any warning or any choice.

What is a pig?

100
At the peak of her thievery era, Elisabeth stole these items from several different people, even hiding them around the Norbertine Abbey.  

What are shoes?

100

On April 1st, a group of missionaries claimed to have caught a vile creature beneath a trash can. However, when they lifted it, they found this under it instead. 

What is a computer mouse?

200

Picture 2

What is "Me in the couch room after retreat"

200

A broken speaker once trapped Katie and Thomas under this item, leading to a quote from the Belgian.

What is the sin sheet?

200

For his birthday one year, Collin and his friends were just winding down for the night, when he was rudely awakened at 3am by this plant-killing machine.

What is a lawnmower?

200

Mike said that this event would happen at the beginning of Lent.

What is shooting each other?

200

This game is beloved by missionaries and students, but playing it has resulted in numerous injuries to both missionaries and students. 

What is Murder in the Dark?

300

Picture 3

What is "When someone says Dr Pepper,"

300

This speaker was known for outrageous static, culminating in an entire drama of buzzing.

Who is Cecelia?

300

On one fateful youth-group night, Scott was chasing a girl. He was so determined to catch up with her, that he left a trail of destruction in his wake, including obliterating this item. 

What is the parish's front door?

300

This button is found in most of the Spiritus cars, and is labeled with "EGG"

What is Eject Gavon Garcia?

300

Thomas tried to lift Louis off the ground, resulting in an impromptu wrestling match, in exchange for this many David points.

What is 2 David Points?

400

Picture 4

What is "me about to ambush the students with love"
400

After Louis had been unfortunately crucified by Jackie and Collin, a rascal in the audience tried to make him laugh by performing this action.

What is 6-7? 

400

This is how our Glorious Leader, the Mustache Man himself, made a statement as he proposed to his wife.

What is shoving her into a public pool?

400

Anna is known for starting this kind of fight, and just as often losing them. 

What are tickle fights?

400

Other than the convert that showed up late to the party, this missionary was Confirmed last, and in this year.

Jackie, in the year 2022

500

Picture 5

What is "And his buddy"

500

During the trip to the "silent" retreat, all of Kolbe's passengers suddenly broke out into this song. 

What is "You were on the Cross."

500

Kyli once came crying to her parents, hoping to bandage a profusely bleeding wound. When questioned, she said that it was caused by a stick. Later, she admitted the truth, that this had been the cause of the injury. 

What is a hatchet?

500

This missionary, unfortunately, often ends up as the scapegoat for many different jokes. He's been referred to by his full name, a quality about him, and the entire Jewish people.

Who is Justin Brown, Bussin Brown, or BrownJu?

500

Thanks to some excellent math done by Katie, this is the total number of paper circles we will have cut out for all of our First Eucharist Retreats.

What is 1680 paper circles?