Christmas is never what you envision. Especially when you get locked in the attic, burn down the Tree and your work bonus is the Jelly of the Month Club subscription.
What is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
No White Christmas for this crooner! Without his loved one, holiday decorations will just resemble to color of the sky! With a Tennessee twang and dance moves to boot, we sure hope he finds someone to spend the holidays with!
What is Blue Christmas, Elvis Presley
This small plant creates warm feelings of love for all who pass by it. Many a young lad have asked fo ra maiden's hand under its branches and received a kiss of affirmation. Young kids aviod suspicious doorways like the plague in fears of getting cooties.
What is the Mistletoe?
This orphaned human has a nack for singing poorly, eating lots of sugar and throwing a killer snowball at a group of pre-teens.
Who is Elf?
This winter wonderland song was actually composed in July of 1945. Whether you like the Kettle type or with movie theatre butter, this snack, a warm fire and a kiss goodnight will offset the frightful weather outside featuring frozon precipitation.
What is Let it Snow?
Placing non-disiduous trees in close proximity to fire places ensures a dry and hazardous experience. Expensive gifts, paper and other flammable objects ensures a joyous time. Cats love them and the occasional squirrel make for stories that will last for generations. Real or fake, these holdiday accutraments are sure to delight children for minutes at a time.
What is a Christmas tree?
It's Christmas Eve in L.A. and this local cop is missing his wife but instead has to deal with a dozen terroists trying to steal hundreds of millions of dollars. He's an easy guy to like and a hard man to kill.
What is Die Hard
This catchy tune proposes holiday greetings and well wishes in both English and Spanish. A heartfelt desire for a joyous new year is the theme of this popular song.
What is Feliz Navidad?
The third of five love languages, this practice is a favorite among adults, especially those with young children. It reflects the words of Christ "It is more blessed to give than recieve".
What is Giving Christmas presents?
Billy gets a most unusual gift! With an aversion to light and a insatiable appatite, these lovable bundles just may ruin the holidays (and the whole town)!
What are Gremlins?
This playful song recounts the unfortunate discovery of a young boy witnessing his mom's infidelity with a stranger who frequents chimneys and eats cookies. His hope is that daddy doesn't see his wife tickle and kiss a jolly 'ole soul.
What is I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
This holiday tradition features gathering in subfreezing temperature with friends to the delight of strangers in their homes or at the mall. Whether on or off key, gutso is the name of the game! Often brings great joy to participants and recipients alike, espcially if hot chocolate is served!
What is Christmas Caroling?
A rooftop tragedy sets Scott on an unforgettable job change. With the help of a small group of friends, his hope-filled son and a bit of holiday magic, the children of the world will find renewed Christmas spirit just in time!
What is The Santa Clause
Elderly woman attacked and killed by mythical creatures 2 blocks from her home. Traces of egg nog where in her system but are not believed to be a factor in the incident. Suspicious prints on her forehead and on her back led authorities to suspect fowl play. Local residents are warned to stay indoors and enjoy their holdiay meal and watch football.
What is Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reigndeer?
No matter the Gospel book used, this retelling of the true meaning of Christmas is popular, especially when young children are in the home. Usually the elder patriarch takes the lead but it really can be done by any member of the family.
What is reading the Christmas story/the birth of Christ?