Crustaceans
The Saltiest Water
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Words in "Femboy Thighs"
Grab Bag
200

All crustaceans have 2 pairs of these; the second pair must be for UHF

What are antennae?

200

The 9th saltiest body of water in the world coming in at 317g/kg, a lake located in Great Basin, Utah

What is the Great Salt Lake?

200

Mute lady forms romantic attachment to inanimate cube

What is Portal?

200

An exaggerated opinion of your own importance

What is egotism? (Half points for just "ego")

200

The first game in which Navi, the navigational fairy from The Legend of Zelda constantly telling Link to "Hey!" "Look!" or "Listen!" appeared

What is TLOZ: Ocarina of Time?

400

A blue lobster turns up once in 4 million, but turns this color when cooked

What is Red?

400

The 7th saltiest body of water in the world coming in at 337g/kg, a lake located between Israel, Jordan, and West bank

What is the Dead Sea?

400

Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals

What is Crash Bandicoot?

400

A prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from their own

What is a bigot?

400

The game in which the player has the best chance of winning at a casino

What is Blackjack?

600

They're stuck to ship's hulls & they're hermaphroditic just in case no one's close by 

What are barnacles?

600

The 22nd saltiest body of water in the world, coming in at 38.5g/kg, a sea located around Egypt, Sudan, Arabian Peninsula, and Horn of Africa

What is the Red Sea?

600

Kid's younger sister gets kidnapped by huge bird. Kid joins up with pirates and sails around a bunch to save her

What is TLOZ: Windwaker?

600

To secure by fastening together the hands and feet or all fours of a person or animal

What is a hogtie?

600

The British term for what Americans refer to as an "intermission" aka a break between parts of a performance

What is an Interval?

800

If you had a fiddler on your roof, one of these would be clomping around

What is a crab?

800

The 30th saltiest body of water in the world, coming in at 18g/kg, a sea located between Europe and Asia

What is the Black Sea?

800

An all-star sports player from the future, but actually the past, but actually a dream, wakes up on a beach to tag along on a religious journey to kill a massive flying whale

What is Final Fantasy X?

800

1. an evil spirit
2. an unidentified (and possibly enemy) aircraft
3. an undercarriage with four or six wheels pivoted beneath the end of a railroad car

What is a bogie?

800

IT'S GAMBLING TIME (refer to note 1)

What is Guardians of the Galaxy?

1000

If Sizzler had an all-you-can-eat-special on these, you'd bet the baleen whale would go there

What is krill?

1000

The Saltiest body of water in the world, coming in at 433g/kg, a lake located in Ethiopia

What is Gaet'ale Pond?

1000

Man is let out of prison by coincidence, proceeds to watch his ruler die in secret passage and pleads for innocence. Spends rest of game hearing "i dont know why but i believe you

What is Oblivion?
1000

A bottom dwelling fish species found in large schools in the depths surrounding Australia and New Zealand

What is a Gemfish?

1000

The birth name of Harry Houdini

Who is Erik Weisz?