are you smarter than a 7th grader?
fridge limericks
before & after
misc.
100

6x - 11 = 3x + 16

x = ?

what is 

x = 9

100

layers of meat between bread

stone-ground mustard across it I spread

some lettuce for crunch

enjoyed over lunch

mmmmhhhhhh yum yum yum i am fed!

what is a sandwich?

100

twin peaks detective meets sexy serial butcher - oh my!

agent cooper trap

100

what title is typically given to the opening episode of a tv series?

what is pilot?
200

e = ?

what is 

98º

200

from the ground it is born in the spring.

made from radial layers like rings.

if you're stocked up on tissues,

this won't be an issue,

and it goes with about anything

what is an onion?

200

biblical triad x the most credible and unbiased news source on campus

the holy trinity pipeline

200

nursery rhyme character famous for having a small sheep with a shocking white pelt, and for being quite contrary.

who is mary?

300

the following image is NOT a function. why?

what are multiple outputs corresponding to one input?

300

a tube of cylindrical meat

sometimes pork, sometimes beef, sometimes sheep.

with a dollop of sauce,

at a reason'ble cost

often bought and enjoyed on the street.

what is a hot dog?

300

500K words and 10K kudos on a enemies-to-lovers story about a popular burlington bar... and there was only one beer!

a03 needs

300

In the second single off her second album, Lady Gaga declared that "in the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance" 

what is judas?

400

4/(3x-1) = 2/(x+3)

x = ?

what is

x = 7

 

400

when soaked in a brine it transforms

a solution both salty and warm

the humble vine vegetable

that puts on quite the spectacle

is then stuffed into jars as a swarm

what is cucumber?

400

I like shiny things but I'd marry you with ... wait, what is that woman doing creeping around my room?

the yellow wallpaper rings

400

a four-colored memory game, or the visionary behind One Direction

what is simon?

500

solve for x

what is 

56º

500

on team condiment, it'd be the goalie

three ingredients; trinity holy

some find it disgusting, 

averse and untrusting,

yet everyone loves an aioli.

what is mayonaise?

500
"I love my computer" singer is hungry for a slice!

ninajirachieese pizza

500

what do all of the above have in common?

characters in the bible