Saint Patrick The Star
This being is green and mean and doesn't want you touching his things
Leprechauns
A former graduate of MJC, this individual always had his head up in the stars
George Lucas
I'm known to waddle, slide, evade scary polar bears and from time to time I show off my happy feet
Penguins
A fluffy, but dangerous animal and also a way to describe how to handle pain
Bear
Similar to the Pirates of MJC this sports team is your host's favorite
Raiders
This symbol is venerated by the faithful believers of Saint Patrick and occasionally gets confused for a clover
Shamrock
MJC's first ever class wasn't actually held on East or West Campus but rather it was held here
Local High School
These animals have one purpose and it is to be the biggest jerks in the sea
Dolphins
It can be "Uni", "Bi" or "Motor" and it can also mean a self-sustaining set of events that repeats in the same order
Cycle
This popular card game is a money drain and your host never shuts up about it
Magic: The Gathering
March 17th is the day of feast and booze and is celebrated on this specific day because of this reason
Saint Patrick's Death (not his birthday)
This series of great battles is memorialized under a tree near the Performing Arts Center
World War 1 or The Great War
I don't have teeth so I use my tongue to eat and if I was at your picnic, nothing would get near your food
Anteater
A verb used to signify the closing of an entryway or something a 13 year old might get yelled at for riding on private property
Board
Friend to some, Foe to hopefully none, but your host holds this title in his humble work abode
Instructional Support Specialist
Saint Patrick's Day wasn't always a green holiday but was rather represented by this other primary color
Blue
This former boss (for about two weeks) of the host is now the President of Modesto Junior College
Brian Sanders
I may be somewhat small but I'm a bold, primarily African, predator that famously takes down the most venomous snakes in the world
Mongoose
A prize you may receive when you don't come in first or the act of helping some feel better when they are blue
Consolation
There's wolves, curses and industrial destruction, Oh MY! This film is also your host's favorite animated movie
Princess Mononoke
Pinching is a fun tradition for the less devout Saint Patrick's Day goer but this tradition originally started from this belief
Wearing Green makes you invisible to Leprechauns
While East Campus is more than serviceable, MJC paid this surprising price to expand and acquire the land for West Campus
$1
These land-grazing, herbivores are Africa's version of cows with similar horns and they make up the largest herbivore herd on Earth
Wildebeest or Gnu
A simplified way of describing eating or drinking and the previously common name for Tuberculosis
Consumption
Your host might be the King of this castle but his Queen goes by this name, associated with the birthplace of the Greek Goddess, Artemis
Cynthia