are you smarter than a 7th grader?
mr. chi city
before & after
misc.
300
which two parties were primarily involved in the French and Indian War?

what are the french and the british?

300

has mr. chi city ever had a gay fantasy?

yes, if by gay fantasy youre talking about kicking it with two lesbians. 

300

queer singer dressed in scarlet didn't ask a single question, and was wearing these fugly jeans! 

super graphic ultra modern girl in red

300

what is this bird?

what is a peacock?

600

this term refers to the maximum speed a falling object can reach, where the force of gravity is equal to the opposing force of air resistance. 

what is terminal velocity?

600

how much does mr. chi city earn by the hour?

what is $7.63?

600

timothée superfan competes on a traveling competition reality show. 

club chalomet-zing race

600

The ten balls for this "sport" were once produced from elephant tusks, until woke took over. Now they are made from synthetic resins.  

what is billiards?

900

this law required british authentification on wills, newspapers, diplomas, marriage certificates, etc. for american colonists, and made them very unhappy. 

what is the stamp act?

900

mr. chi city has a sordid relationship with this lemon pepper seasoning blend and recurring character.

who is ms. dash?

900

and if you complain once more..... ill have fun spelling it out for you!

army of ME!

900

identify this flowering plant:

what is mustard?

1200

what are the two rival gangs in the S.E. Hinton novel, The Outsiders?

what are the greasers and the socs?

1200

in a final stroke of brilliance, how does mr. chi city destroy his parking ticket, once and for all?

what is battering and frying it between two chicken cutlets?

1200

keep your fingers crossed for this lovable pig from '95. its the 1998 sequel!

good luck, babe!: pig in the city

1200

The _____ Pudding model, posited by J.J. Thomson, envisioned the atom as a sphere of positive charge containing uniformly distributed electrons throughout.

what is plum?

1500
site of soviet / japanese conflict during WWII, along the northeastern coast of china

what is Manchuria?

1500

what worldwide event is likely responsible for the rise of mr. chi city on late 2000's youtube?

what is the 2008 financial crisis?

1500

after hearing this question at mr. chi city's fridge, I think I'll just stick to a $3 pitcher at Finnigans. 

PB r you sure you want the bottle?

1500

what do all of the above have in common?

what are components of the board game clue?