Dad Jokes
Jojo References
Mio Honda March
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Bridges
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

200

Rubber Soul is a reference to this band's 1965 album.

Who are The Beatles?

200

Mio Honda is from this franchise.

What is Idolmaster?

200

How many continents are there on Earth?

There are seven, dumb dumb.

200

This famous bridge goes over the Pacific Ocean and carries around 112,000 vehicles a day.

What is the Golden Gate Bridge?

400

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

400

Atom Heart Father from Part 4 is a reference to this band's 1970 album and song.

Who is Pink Floyd?

400

Mio's now famous song is called this.

What is Step?

400

What is the seventh element on the periodic table?

Nitrogen. It's Nitrogen. God I hate this game.

400

The Tower Bridge in London crosses this river.

What is the River Thames?

600

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

600

Diver Down from Part 6 is a reference to this band's 1982 album.

Who is Van Halen?

600

In one of Mio's biggest memes, she runs through this Team Fortress 2 map.

What is 2fort?

600

This Australian animal sleeps up to 22 hours a day.

Koala. Stupid little gremlin animals i will throw one into the horizon.

600

The Sydney Harbour Bridge is this type of bridge.

What is a long spanning arch bridge?

800

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

800

Jolyne spoils the end of this M. Night Shyamalan film.

What is The Sixth Sense?

800

This iFunny user posted the video we all know and love.

Who is Tazmazy (LinusTechtipsFanpage?)

800

The first steam powered railway was built in this year.

1804, the year yo mama was born

800

This New York bridge is a popular site for "love locks," a practice where a couple writes a date and their initials onto a lock and leave it there.

What is the Brooklyn Bridge?

1000

Why did the crab never share?

Because he's a capitalist pig. 

1000

Smokey Brown is a combination of these two artists.

Who are Smokey Robinson and James Brown?

1000

Mio Honda has killed this many people.

What is twenty thousand?

1000

A group of Lemurs is called a ____.

A conspiracy. Who was like "oh lets call a group of lemurs a conspiracy" like why are you insane i will bash your skull in with a slab of concrete.

1000

While not a real bridge, this bridge is in the title to
Katherine Paterson's 1977 children's novel.

What is the Bridge to Terabithia?