Strain or False
Allen Wrench
Strain - Sativa-leaning cross between Train Wreck and NYC Diesel
I'll be back...
Terminator
Whiskey + Angostura bitters + Sugar cube + Orange twist garnish = X
Old Fashioned
A pathetic, unemployed, fish-loving tank cleaner who gets a job by a very big male prostitute
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
In Seinfeld, he was the neighbor of Jerry and Kramer employed as a Postal Work
Newman
Tahitian Treat
False - Cheap and delicious soda
Life is like a box of chocolates
Forest Gump
Tequila + Cointreau + Lime juice + Salt for the rim = X
Margarita
An attractive and popular teenager, who is mean-spirited toward others, finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body.
The Hot Chick
In Home Improvement, he shared wisdom with Tim Tailor through the fence, but never showed his face
Wilson
Biscotti
Strain - Combination of GSC, Gelato and South Florida OG
Show me the money!
Jerry McGuire
Citrus vodka + Cointreau + Lime juice + Cranberry juice = X
Cosmopolitan
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard children's Little League squads.
The Benchwarmers
In the Simpsons, he is the disgruntled bartender
Moe
Tijuana Mama
False - A spicy pickled sausage Josh frequently purchases from gas stations
Houston we have a problem...
Apollo 13
Vodka + Ginger beer + Lime juice = X
Moscow Mule
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
Big Daddy
In Southpark, he is a perpetually high cut of fabric used to dry off after a shower
Towlie
Larry Bird
Strain - Cross between Sunset Sherbet and the Thin Mint GSC
Shake n' Bake
Talladega Nights
Mint leaves + White rum + Lime juice + Simple syrup = X
Mojito
After receiving organ transplants from various animal donors, a man finds himself taking on the traits of those animals.
The Animal
In It's Always Sunny, he was a former Priest, who the gang drove to become a homeless junkie frequently raped by dogs
Rickety Cricket