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Train kidnaps kids in the middle of the night, serves them a warm chocolate beverage, nearly kills them throughout the movie, and all while the main kid hallucinates homeless ghosts
The Polar Express
These are left out for Santa when he comes to drop off your presents
Milk and cookies
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Eggnog
The name of Snoopy's yellow bird friend from Charlie Brown Christmas
Woodstock
Green hermit mf living on a mountain hates the neighbors so much he robs them
The Grinch
These are hung on the mantle over the fireplace to be filled with toys
Stockings
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Nutcracker
(your mother)
This is the name of the Grinch's pet dog
Max
A Halloween movie
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Going to other people's front doors and singing Christmas songs
Christmas Caroling
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Feliz Navidad
The names of all Santa's reindeer
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph
This is what Santa leaves you if you've been a naughty boy 😜😜😜😜😜
Coal in your stocking
(also acceptable: a dildo)
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Ebeneezer Scrooge
This is the number of Home Alone movies
6
Your mother and I made out under this plant
Mistletoe
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(how hawaii says merry christmas)
Mele Kalikimaka
The chemical formula for snow
H2O