"I just wanna dance at the ballet"
Cam
What is Cam's clown name?
Fizbo
Phil gives something to one of the kids when they leave for college. What is it and who does he give it to?
He gives Haley Phils-osophy
What is the company name of Jays business rival?
Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets
Which character says "Shame" like 50 times throughout the show
Mitchell
"WTF, why the face"
Phil
What did they name Lily after?
Cam's Pig
What game are they playing in the episode where the Dunphys all have to stay at the hotel?
Marco Polo
What is hidden in the chest that luke finds at the garage sale?
Gloria's puppet
Who does Kevin Hart play in the show?
The Dunphy's neighbor
Haley
What was Mitchell's original idea for Cam's birthday party and why did he change it?
Wizard of Oz, because of the tornado
What job does the dad of the new neighbors in the later seasons have?
Sells Medical Marijuana
What is Manny afraid of?
Butterflies
What's Cam, Phil, and Gloria's excuse for when they all need to meet secretly?
They need to go out for orange juice
"Does it look like I'm joking"
Dylan
What grade does lily skip?
6th
Why does Haley have to do community service?
Underage drinking
What is the name of the female version of Barkley
What was the name of Claire and Mitch's ice skating duet?
Fire and Nice
"I like stealing, it makes my heart go fast"
Joe
Why don't they end up getting the baby from the mother who wanted them to adopt him?
Cam played a sad song on the piano, and she got sad and decided to keep it.
song: circle of life from The lion king
What is the name of Alex's friend that Luke has a crush on?
Sienna
How many floors does Jay count at the end of the vegas episode?
64
Paris, Australia, Wyoming, Hawaii, Vegas
Arguable: disneyland, lake tahoe