You have seen modern family
Who said it, "sometimes when they come this early, theyre black."
sal
Who said it, "call the pizza man and the police and we will see who gets here first."
luke
What does Mitchell's coffee cup say?
I love me
How did Jay and Gloria meet?
They were at the same bar, jar heard someone with an accent talking and went to go introduce himself. He actually heard Sonia, Gloria's sister, but ended up with Gloria.
What does the poster that jay kills shel turtlestein with say?
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Who does phil attack with cologne at the mall? what is the cologne called?
longinus, oasis for men
Name 4 of Haley's boyfriends.
Andy
Rainer
Arvin
How long had Cam and Mitchell been together when they adopted Lilly?
5 years
What is Gloria's maiden name?
Ramirez
who said it, "i hope you walk into your closet and never come back!"
sonia
What are Claire and Phil's sexy altar egos?
Poppy - Haley's favorite flower
George - Curious George
What is Mitchell and Cam's bowling team's name?
The Brittany Spears
What is the name of Jay's dog bed business?
Dog beds by stella
What character is a talked about throughout the show, never seen, who they have a funeral for in a later season?
Phil's mom
How does Haley get kicked out of college?
Got caught drinking underaged at a party and fell on a cop.
What is Dylan's full name?
Dylan Stardust Marshall
Name 5 of Cam and Mitchell's friends.
Pepper
Longinus
Renaldo
Crispin
Sal
Steven
Stephan
Bob
Manny says his dad can drink however much he wants because of this reason...
What is Gloria's mom's name?
Pilar
What is joes real name?
Fulgencio
What does Clive Bixby do for a living?
Sells speakers
Who said it, "Dylan's still around? I thought he joined a cult."
Mitchell
What drink did the family keep feeding dede at Jay and Gloria's wedding?
Horney columbians
what do the kids call dede?
nonna