young love
mommy misnomers
dad's younger days
something about mommy
parenting pointers
100

On their first movie date, this is what mom and dad watched. 

What is "You Got Mail"?

100

Time to get clean! Better take one of these. 

What is a showshie?

100

A surefire song to get dad kicked out of a college class.

What is "Jeremiah Was a Bull Frog"?

100

This is how mom lost half her pinky.

What is spinning a bike chain?

100
If you lied to mom and didn't come clean, this is what she said would happen.

What is she would die in her sleep?

200

Dad brought these items to mom's house for their first unofficial date.

What is brown sugar and jolly ranchers?

200

Mom's exclamation when it's cold out side.

What is "brrrrrr mommy no like"?

200

Dad almost burned Tim's childhood home down with this after school snack. 

What is Jiffy Pop?

200

While we were fast asleep, mom was up late playing this groovy game. 

What is guitar hero?

200

Unwanted foods were given this status boost to be eaten. 

What is put on the VIP list?

300

This is how long mom and dad were dating before they got engaged.

What is six months?

300

Admittedly not really a misnomer but a quote from mom nonetheless. This is how long until Doug E Fresh is on.

What is six minutes?

300

Dad won "Best Buds" in the high school year book with this pal. 

Who is Mike Erminio?

300

This celebrity always complimented mom's hair in Epcot. 

What is Ellen?

300
Mom's way of saying, "you got this!"

What is "you can do it put your back into it"?

400

This is the title of mom and dad's first dance song at their wedding.

What is "From This Moment"?

400

Mom's word for vacation.

What is vay-cah-lay-lay?

400

Dad and Teddy would do this when they were losing college football games.

What is try to get kicked out?

400

When they were little, Uncle Joey gave mom a slice of what she thought was an apple. It was actually this. 

What is a potato?

400

Mom's rule for keeping Stella calm before one of us leaves the house. 

What is "don't rile her up and then leave"?

500

This is the color of mom's nails when mom and dad got engaged. 

What is red?

500

Mom's way of saying, "that is delicious!"

What is yumma-numma-noodle-doodle?

500

Dad and Tim could be seen flying down Forest Ave in this unusual receptacle. 

What is a shopping cart?

500

This is how Poppy knew mom was out all night with Mari.

What is by feeling the hood of the car was still hot in the morning?

500

Thinking of acting up in grammar school? This was dad's deterrent. 

What is "I'm four digits away"?