Embarrassing moments
Dad frequently used this perverted phrase/slang about him and mom to embarrass us
“Tango in the sheets”
Dad told this story to us before bed
Albert
Lauren recently learned this about hygiene
Listen to your mom and go to the dentist every 6 months rather than 7 years
In high school, this idiot threw up all over dad’s white Nissan
Lauren
Mom gave Lauren this potty training advice
Let them run around naked
Dad accidentally did this when Lauren was having a party in the basement that he didn’t know about
Walked downstairs in his under joes
Mom mad this for every Valentine’s Day
Seafood Alfredo
Mom and dad told us this when we wanted to quit
“You made a commitment and you have to stick to it.”
This idiot broke the side mirror of mom’s car when pulling out of the garage and tried to cover it up by taping it back on
Grace
Dad recently gave Grace this advice when she was deciding whether or not to go back to school
“Do what makes you happy”
Mom embarrasses us every time around boys when this happens
Boys hit on her instead of us
Mom said this to calm Lauren’s nerves when it was thunder-storming
It’s God and the angles playing bowling and lighting is a strike
The value of traditions and making memories with family and those you love
This idiot hid her bowl in her sister’s dresser and Mom found it and blamed the sister’s boyfriend
Molly
Mom gave Molly this advice when she was irrationally anxious
“Focus on what you can control”
When Ashley was in grade school, Mom embarrassed her when this happened in Kroger
Her Lil’ Jon ringtone went off in front of cute boys
Dad did this every time he came back from a work trip (be specific)
Mom and dad’s parenting taught us this core value/lesson
You always have your family
This idiot tried to moon her friends when jumping off the top of the pontoon but mooned all the adults in the process
Lauren
Mom and dad gave Ashley this advice when she was stressed about her relationship
“Stop stressing and let life happen the way it’s supposed to.”
Dad got Molly and her volleyball team in trouble at a volleyball tournament for doing this
Taking them to get custard past curfew
Mom did this with each of us individually to make us feel special
Lauren day, Ashley day, Molly day, Grace day
mom and dad’s household dynamics taught us that
Women can build things too
This idiot stole pitchers of Bull Frog at a neighborhood party when she was in eighth grade
Ashley
Mom and dad both encourage us to do this when we have to make hard decisions
Make the decision ourselves; the one that is best for us