Jersey Gal
The correct pronunciation for the county Mom is from.
What is Passaic?
Mom is an adoring Nan. This - her favorite child-based activity - brings a near constant stream of deliveries to our door.
What is shopping for baby clothes?
The Scottish Play. Or, sans, an Apple computer.
What is Macbeth?
Mom perfected the technique of feeding the family while literally on the road. From the front seat of minivan, this was her signature dinner dish.
What are deli sandwiches?
According to spotty data I found, around this percentage of people worldwide with the name Stacey/Stacy are male.
What is 7%
Mom shares much in common with this star of Matilda, Twins, and Jersey Mike's commercials, including that they are both from New Jersey.
Who is Danny DeVito?
Mom is a proud Barnard alumna, but we all know she would have fit in just as well at this extremely northern-Minnesota university.
What is Bemidji State University?
The period in English history from 1558 to 1603. Or, sans, a rare Hebrew name meaning "great joy from God".
What is Elizabethan?
On a childhood trip to Israel, Mom was very proud to run into this famous Jewish comedian of When Harry Met Sally fame.
Who is Billy Crystal?
Stacey Dwayne Bailey is a former professional football player who was a wide receiver for this Atlanta-based team from 1982-1990.
What are the Atlanta Falcons?
Going down the Shore each summer, Mom spent an entire season avoiding the water after watching this film.
What is Jaws?
Socks are the New Jersey of clothing - they don't get much love and they can smell quite a bit. But during a marathon, socks are all too important. Mom famously exchanged socks (dry for soaking wet) with Zeide during his marathon around this mile.
What is ??
An archaic English verb meaning to bestow gratitude upon. Or, sans, gratitude.
What is bethank?
Mom and Dad have slightly different ideas of an ideal vacation. While Dad likes to soak up Civil War history, Mom would prefer to be sitting with a Pina Colada (or other drink) in this setting.
What is the beach/on an island?
Mom is a queen, but Stacey King was a basketball player, winning three NBA championships with this 90s dynasty.
What is the Chicago Bulls?
Mom has been a New York Giants fan since before she was born. She attended her first game at this age.
What is ___?
Mom may tower over all of us today, but before she gave birth to four kids she was even taller. She lost this much height when her arches flattened.
What is 1 inch?
An old plant root used as a strong laxative. Or, sans, a foundational 14th-century code of Jewish law written by Rabbi Jacob ben Asher.
What is turbeth?
What is Maotai?
Former LAPD officer Stacey Koon served 2 and a half years in prison for his involvement in this infamous act of police brutality.
What is the Rodney King beating?
Mom was born in this hospital.
What is __?
While quarks and electrons may be the smallest measurable units of matter, what matters most to Mom are her children. Mom's smallest child is...
What is Daniel?
Per Wikipedia, a large Asian civet cat or the musk-like perfume it produces, and it is also used as a brand name for home furniture product. Or, sans, the abbreviated Zurich International School.
What is "zibeths"?
In Greece with Thal, Mom covered her religious bases when she found herself in the holy water splash-zone at this famous cathedral.
Stacey Arceneaux was an American professional basketball player who played for fourteen seasons in the Eastern Professional Basketball League but only this many games in the NBA.
What is 7?