All About Mom
Mom’s favorite snack
What is tortilla chips?
Mom said this to us if one of our friends got in trouble.
What is “guilt by association”?
A food she refuses to eat (besides meat).
What is Brussels sprouts?
Mom __ which Saint Joe’s priest on __.
What is hit Fr. David on his shoulder?
This room is the first one Mom cleans when guests are coming.
What is the powder room?
The name (first and last) of Mom’s childhood best friend
Who is Kathy Erickson?
The expression Mom uses most when playing cards.
Mom’s biggest fear.
Mom put __ in this recipe (___) by mistake and gaslit everyone when they told her it tasted funny until she checked the label.
When Mom was young, she begged her mom to leave this chore for her to do after school.
What is cleaning the toilets?
Mom is well-known for this when on the phone
What is leaving long voicemails?
Mom’s go-to threat when we would misbehave.
What is packing her things and not coming back?
Name a pop star Mom has disliked for a long time.
Who is Britney Spears?
Mom cried when she hit a parked car in the __ parking lot after __.
What is St. Joe’s after Mass?
Two household objects that Mom got rid of that caused quite a stir.
What is the pool table and piano?
Growing up, Mom would get in trouble for __. Whenever she did this, it would be removed.
What is slamming her bedroom door?
Mom says this to you if you’re hungover (especially when no one else is).
What is “it’s probably because you mixed your alcohols”?
Her biggest pet peeve (if you’re in a car with Mom, avoid this!)
What is merging lanes?
Mom threw a big party in high school when her parents were out of town. What did she do to make sure they wouldn’t find out?
What is drew a detailed diagram of where all the decorations were so she would know where they went went she took them down for the party?
Mom is known for befriending anyone. Can you name the painter and the electrician/TV guy she used to use? Hint: one had a watch tattoo and Mom baked the other bread when she found out his wife left him.
Who is Noel and Paul?
The driver’s seat
A name that Mom uses interchangeably for Jameson, Miles, and Ford.
What is pumpkin-doodle?
Looking out the window and seeing this has Mom usually saying expletives.
What is a dog pooping in the middle of our yard (specifically the Dillon’s dogs off leash)?
Something Mom made us believe was illegal growing up that actually was not.
What is turning the overhead light on in the car while she was driving?
Mom’s preferred temperature on the thermostat during the day and night.
What is 73-74 and 71 degrees?