All About Mom
What is mom's favourite TV show?
NCIS (my apologies if this is outdated)
Which child was mom's shortest labour?
Carly (mom didn't go into labour, planned C-section)
Which of mom's siblings was catapulted in a jolly jumper as an infant?
Paul
How many months did mom and dad know each other before getting engaged?
6
With which child did mom walk to the hospital while in labour?
Dan
What is the name of mom's childhood dog?
Boo
What taunt was used by Dan and Jon when mom threatened to put Carly back in diapers?
"crinkle crinkle"
What pet did Doreen have to get rid of for being too loud?
A goldfish
In what kind of store did mom and dad meet?
Sporting goods
What controversial game was created by the Stuart children and some cousins at Opa and Oma's in 2003?
SARS tag
When mom was a teenager, what explanation did her doctor give her for her frequent headaches?
She didn't have a boyfriend
What Halloween costume of Dan's was most creative and also most concerning?
"Cereal" killer
Who is mom's favourite sibling? (It's okay mom, you can admit you have a favourite)
Doreen
What word did Opa use to describe mom when dad asked for his permission to propose?
"Independent"
What term did the hospital employees at BGH use and misinterpret to describe dad's injuries when he dropped/caught his tacklebox?
"Bilateral fishhooks"
Which one of mom's friends grows pot?
Marg English
Which child was lovingly referred to as a monkey child at birth?
Jon
How many siblings, including in-laws, has mom had?
20
What was the name of dad's dog? Bonus: Did she like mom and how do you know?
Chrissy; No - she always put herself between them
What animal were the kids imitating when playing a game involving crawling slowly around the pool table and pushing each other over?
Sloths
What expression (loosely translated) did mom's teacher in Holland use to tell her she was starting to pick up the Dutch language?
"You have it under the knee"
Who is mom's favourite child?
We're all tied for last
How many Schmit's will be retired in 2021?
3 (Doreen, Gerry, and Neil … mom is a Stuart)
When mom had an apartment in London and dad was in school, he tried using her apartment to study without her noticing. What was out of place that tipped her off?
Soap bar
Each child has split some part of their body open at one point or another. Name the child and body part that had to be sewed or glued shut.
Carly - chin. Dan - head. Jon - head.