Powerful, Macha Mother
Useless, Horrible Sons
Terrible, Evil Creatures
Thoughtless, Incessant Birthdays
Wonderful, Beautiful In-Laws
100

The one thing you will run down the stairs for (at the risk of your children's well-being).

What is Lindor Chocolate?

Reward: Lindor Chocolate... duh

100

Who is the best son at making Jeopardy's?

Not Moosa and not Haroon, correct answer!!!

Reward: This Jeopardy of course. You're welcome.

100

Who is your favorite of your least favorite pets?

Archimedes!

100

Who had the first birthday jeopardy?

Daaniel

Reward: this bday jeopardy lol duh

100

Ilana tried to take $500 out of her account, but ended up taking how much???

$5000 heh

Reward: $5000 lol jk

200

Your favorite catchphrase?

Probably boom-chakalaka. Or unneh bunneh chunneh munneh. Or connor. Sometimes it's just "yeah baby yeah!"

Reward: idk pick something 

200

Who is the best son in general?

Me. As in Daaniel.

Reward: Reading this question and realizing my greatness. Or pick a candy.

200

What is Archimedes favorite treat? Hint: It looks like dog carpet stain remover

Whip Cream

Reward: Whip cream, except they had none at the store so nothing then I guess.

200

What else do YOU want for your birthday?

Nothing at all? Wow, so I can go back to my computer and ignore you? Such a thoughtful mother, thank you so much!

Rewa

200

Would you rather have James pee on you once a week or deal with Kitmeer's unstoppable energy?

Russian Roulette with 6 in the chamber

Reward: realizing you don't have to deal with any of that

300

The one food item that messes with your nervous system and makes you go mildly insane?

Hi-Chews... >_>

Reward: HI-CHEWS!!!

300

Who is the worst son?

Nobody cares as long as it's not me.

Reward: Your best son picks a FOOD ITEM

300

Who is your least favorite neighbor?

idk im curious

Reward: juicy gossip

300

Whose birthday is next?

DAANIELS! AND IT BETTER BE NICER THAN THIS BORING AND TERRIBLE JEOPARDY WITH BAD GIFTS PLS
300

When is Omar's birthday?


lol idk hahahaha

jk i think its december 8th im tired now

400

Who does Momma love?

Herself.

Reward: Pick a food item

400

Who upstaged us all this year for your birthday like a tryhard?

Moosa. This is better though, in a homely way yknow?

Reward: just choose a thing

400

Rank the dogs in the family by cuteness.

Archimedes, Willow/James, Kitmeer

400

What's the best gift you got for your birthday ever?

My college-ruled paper DIY birthday card of course!

Reward: An actual card... that I haven't bought yet

400

Which of your in-laws were definitely not a little racist?

lol gabbie's parents, you're a lil racist too so its ok