What is JD or Jack Daniels?
Mom's OG bestie that shares a matching pair of shoes with Sarah
Who is Gail?
Not an owner of a surf shop, but our moms most toxic ex - besides our dad
Who is Ron?
What is driving?
Rightfully claiming her place on top, Mom and her siblings pulled off this triumphant stunt at Poshpalooza aka Alyson and Josh's wedding
What is a human pyramid?
Originally a typo from Mom, this has replaced a common word for "fear" within the family
What is "sacred"
The Eckstein sister we've dubbed as the crowd favorite and the least problematic/mentally ill (besides Mom obv, go mom)
Who is Aunt Amy?
The name of the dating app mom uses to meet eligible singles
What is Plenty of Fish?
This natural occurrence is what inspired the typo that signals Mom is feeling frightened
What is a thunder storm?
Mom showed off her green thumb and handmade all the favors for Alyson’s bridal shower, giving succulents a home in this dainty place
What is a tea cup?
Mom's favoritism for one of her children shows most noticeably at this time of day. The rest of us only WISH we could compete....
What is 11:11?
Some would say that Diana's drunk tell is a little mechanical
What is doing the robot?
Perhaps Mom's only official boyfriends A.D. (after dad), you might say he would have been a Fairly Odd Step Parent!
Who is Cosmo?
Name the occasion and why Mom was scared!
What is the Family Trip to Chicago ?
Mom's most cutting insult to date, this rhetorical question was posed upon seeing Sarah bring home a suitcase (very normal and not weird)
What is "Hey sarah, when's your flight?"
This beverage surprises and delights mom every time, after describing she wants a draft that’s dark, sort of like a stout, a little chocolatey. . .
What is Guinness?
A reference to a nautical TV show from years past, these are the affectionate nicknames Aunt Amy and Mom use for each other over text
Gilligan/The Skipper
This gentleman “friend” is who mom spent NYE with - he’s nice!
Who is Terrence?
Name the cause of Moms fear in this moment
What is Andy learning to drive?
Watch out Simone Biles! As demonstrated after brunch, Mom can pull off this physical stunt after a few margaritas and with a cig in hand!
What is a cartwheel?
Always proud of her physical prowess, Mom will share this distance of her daily walk along the trail near her house
What is 3 miles?
Moms most manic sister will call her and spin in circles when this classic tune plays
What is Wagon Wheel?
This manic fellow from Mom's past has a number of unconfirmed ailments, and once sent mom 47 text messages in a ROW
Who is Billy?
Mom once whispered this to lissy while driving on the highway, in reference to a number of large trucks
What is “where are they all coming from?”
Extra dirty is right! Mom had way too many of these when she threw up out of an Uber
What is a Martini?