Mom-isms
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100
Mom is on a nickname basis with this bottom shelf beverage, asking any of the boys if they'd like a glass by using the initials of this libation.

What is JD or Jack Daniels?

100

Mom's OG bestie that shares a matching pair of shoes with Sarah

Who is Gail?

100

Not an owner of a surf shop, but our moms most toxic ex - besides our dad 

Who is Ron?

100
This mundane activity becomes an immediate no from Mom once it's dark

What is driving?

100

Rightfully claiming her place on top, Mom and her siblings pulled off this triumphant stunt at Poshpalooza aka Alyson and Josh's wedding

What is a human pyramid?

200

Originally a typo from Mom, this has replaced a common word for "fear" within the family

What is "sacred"

200

The Eckstein sister we've dubbed as the crowd favorite and the least problematic/mentally ill (besides Mom obv, go mom)

Who is Aunt Amy?

200

The name of the dating app mom uses to meet eligible singles  

What is Plenty of Fish?

200

This natural occurrence is what inspired the typo that signals Mom is feeling frightened 

What is a thunder storm?

200

Mom showed off her green thumb and handmade all the favors for Alyson’s bridal shower, giving succulents a home in this dainty place 

What is a tea cup?

300

Mom's favoritism for one of her children shows most noticeably at this time of day. The rest of us only WISH we could compete.... 

What is 11:11?

300

Some would say that Diana's drunk tell is a little mechanical 

What is doing the robot?

300

Perhaps Mom's only official boyfriends A.D. (after dad), you might say he would have been a Fairly Odd Step Parent!

Who is Cosmo?

300

Name the occasion and why Mom was scared!

What is the Family Trip to Chicago ?

300

Mom's most cutting insult to date, this rhetorical question was posed upon seeing Sarah bring home a suitcase (very normal and not weird)

What is "Hey sarah, when's your flight?"

400

This beverage surprises and delights mom every time, after describing she wants a draft that’s dark, sort of like a stout, a little chocolatey. . . 

What is Guinness?

400

A reference to a nautical TV show from years past, these are the affectionate nicknames Aunt Amy and Mom use for each other over text

Gilligan/The Skipper

400

This gentleman “friend” is who mom spent NYE with - he’s nice!

Who is Terrence?

400

Name the cause of Moms fear in this moment

What is Andy learning to drive?

400

Watch out Simone Biles! As demonstrated after brunch, Mom can pull off this physical stunt after a few margaritas and with a cig in hand!

What is a cartwheel?

500

Always proud of her physical prowess, Mom will share this distance of her daily walk along the trail near her house

What is 3 miles?

500

Moms most manic sister will call her and spin in circles when this classic tune plays 

What is Wagon Wheel?

500

This manic fellow from Mom's past has a number of unconfirmed ailments, and once sent mom 47 text messages in a ROW

Who is Billy?

500

Mom once whispered this to lissy while driving on the highway, in reference to a number of large trucks 

What is “where are they all coming from?”

500

Extra dirty is right! Mom had way too many of these when she threw up out of an Uber

What is a Martini?