Water Parks
This once great water park was replaced by a zoo.
What is Riverview Water Park
They are a brother and sister known for their incredible head size.
Who are Mandy and Michael Ferguson?
The greatest dessert food ever produced in human history.
What are homemade mounds bars?
This casino is most famous for its shrimp cocktails, foot-long dollar hot dogs, and outdoor craps.
What is Slots of Fun?
Natalie and Kyle were part of the minority of white children at this inner-city school.
What is Volta?
This water park was the least expensive we have ever attended.
What is Dollar Slides?
Natalie's early childhood friend from either Russia, Ukraine, or maybe Poland.
Who is Olga?
The greatest food ever produced in human history.
What is spaetzle?
This restaurant is known for embracing anti-white racism.
What is Ping Pang Pong?
This is the school Kyle attended for fifth grade, but not fourth grade.
What is Algonquin Road School?
This water park was made famous by Mom's "Woooo hooo hooo hoo" screaming inside the tube slide.
What is Family Land?
Kyle's friend who lived on Grove Ave, just down the hill from the water tower.
Who is Tom Wilford?
The greatest side dish ever produced by a restaurant.
What is a New China Eggroll?
This unusual game was a family favorite on the upper level of NYNY.
What is Chuck-A-Luck?
The highest level degree in the original Pietschmann family was attained here.
What is John Marshall Law School?
This local water park was the site of at least one of Kyle's childhood birthday parties.
What is Ozzi Water Park?
She was Natalie's costar in a classic 1990's film ending in "Psycho Hour".
Who is Jennifer Nolan?
This is the most common sweet that Pops eats while sitting in a recliner.
What is licorice?
The hotel Kyle stayed at on his 21st birthday.
What is The Luxor?
Three of four original Pietschmann family members attended this school.
What is WIU?
Though I don't think we ever attended it, this water park was located where the log cabin McDonalds currently resides, kitty-corner from Pirate's Cove mini golf.
What is Dells Crossroads?
The tallest kid in Kyle's class, who once wore a shirt to school that read "Bart Simpson Needs Jesus".
Who is Taben Johansen?
This Pietschmann household snack item was named after a Cold War era Soviet ballistic missile.
What is a scud?
In traditional Pietschmann folklore, this particular playing card represents Montel Williams.
What is the Jack of Spades?
Natalie and Kyle briefly attended this school in fourth and first grade, respectively.
What is Stevenson Elementary School?