Mom's Bday Jeoporady

Games

1

Newfound sport that mom loves, despite hand-eye coordination problems. 

Pickleball

2

Everyone's least favorite board game (excpet mom). Involves colors, shapes, and low IQ. 

Quirkle

3

All of the lights are off. It's late into the night (probably 7pm). There is an evil creature on the loose in the house, chasing the kids around. What was her name?

Wicked Witch

4

We played this game before bed with bruno. It would always tire us out and put us right to bed! Involved another animal besides a dog. 

Monkey Races

5

Everyone hide under a blanket and try your best not to make a sound. Someone will tell a story and you better not laugh! If you do, you lose. 

Teehee

Events

1

Mom and Jack won this contest on the beach for a turtle.

Sand-sculpting contest

2

Mom loves to travel. She also apparently loved wiping with one hand and eating with the other. Where did she study abroad?

India

3

Everyone loves a good laugh. Unfortuanately, a hard laugh might lead to permanent damage. She laughed too hard at Mohank with Dad. What happened?

Hit her head on beer bottle

4

Beer is great. It's tasty and gets you drunk. What more could a girl ask for? The only downside to this delicious bread water is what else it attracts. They're slimy

Beer slugs 

5

Everyone's least favorite type of party. No music, no dancing. Only organization and footwear. 

Sock parties

Quirks and Hobbies

1

What is moms name for a vacum?

Vroom Vroom

2

Moms nickname in high school and college. Involved a sport and five minutes of fame.  

Paige Cooney the Runner

3

Mom's favorite way to warm up. This liquid courage gets her going! 

Fireball

4

When you gotta go you gotta go. But when you're in the door and gotta go, sometimes you don't make it. Where does mom pee her pants most often?

the front door before the bathroom

5

Instead of cursing, mom has different sayings. Her most popular included a rodent of some type. What was that saying?

OH RAT FARTS!!

Childhood Memories

1

What was mom always eating at home while the kids were at school? 

Bon-Bons

2

Ring Ring. Who is it? None other than Jack's furious preschool teacher. You need to come pick him up. Why?

Pantsed a girl / Mooned someone

3

Bedtime stories were always a staple for Mom and Katie. They also included stretching sometimes. What did we call this?

Mr. Flexible

4

Call in the kids for dinner! But don't waste your voice because they're in the other room. Instead, do this. 

Ring the dinner bell

5

A fairy man who goes around steeling our stuff. No one has seen him, but he exists. That's who has our missing items. 

Mr. Mischief