Tanwi's childhood shenanigans
Tawni's Children
Tawni's made up language
Tawni's Choice
Tawni's life before children
100

What did Mom sell door-to-door in her wagon? 

All of her Grandpas books 

100

What does Mom call Jack, Elle, and Genevieve?

POOCHIEPATCHIPEACHYS!

Mae Mae Lay Lay Kay Kay Say Say

Genevieve Los Vagas 

100

what does Mom say when she drops something?

"Oops see doodie"

100

What was the name of Mom's first album?

"I crack myself up"

100

What was the name of Mom's first cat?

Cocoaies 

200

What was Mom's boyfriend? And what was his Name?

A pole named Scott

200

What dress did Mom put on Elle that made her cry 

A lady bug dress

200

What does mom call something she doesn't know the name of?

"Chingadera"

200

What did Abuela call Mom 

Tongo lay lay 

200

How did Mom and Aunty Tracey accidentally get tasered?

Mom accidentally tased herself while taking the garbage out, and Aunty Tracey didn't want mom to be the only one.

300

What was Mom's twin sister's name?

Brittany 

300
What does Mom say when she is sooooo tired 
"Ive Hit my wall"
300

What does mom say when we are leaving somewhere?

Let's do it to it mountain doo 

300

Who said "I love you" first 

Dad

300

What song was Mom and Dad's first dance to at their wedding?

is this love

-Bob Marley 

400

What was the name of Mom's first husband (bonus points)

Paul

400
What does Mom say When she's annoyed with us

"KNOCKKKKK ITT OFFF"

400

What does mom say when someone is driving to slow 

Come on shelly 

400

Mom had a warrant out for her arrest. Why?

Unpaid traffic violations. 

400

How many times did mom go to prom?

4 times
500

What was the first instrument Mom played in school?

The Clarinet

500

What was Mom's least favourite map on Mario car and why 

Rainbow road because she's scared of heights 

500

Finish the following sentence...

"Ra Ra Ra".........

"Shishcoomba baby got a tude and HaHaHa"

500

How did Mom wreck the babysitter's job truck 

She put diesel in it!

500

Who ended up being moms stalker 

Her Boss!!!!