Caught in the Act
Mom accidentally sold this expensive item of Dad's at our garage sale for the small amount of $5.
What are Maui Jim sunglasses?
Grandma Willie gave Dad this honorary middle name since he doesn't have one.
What is Ardell.
The coffee in this country caused Dad to have a "code brown" accident.
What is Italy.
Dad frequently brings an endless amount of these items home from work leading us to have an endless supply. He pronounces them in this silly way.
What is a "pin" (pen).
This native Mexican plant is the main ingredient used to make Tequila.
What is agave.
In one of Timell's thoughtless moments she threw this item of Sky's into the backyard and it shattered.
What is her iPod?
Dad's lunch cuisine of nuts and fruit was referred to as this type of animal food by his coworker.
What is squirrel food.
In Sky's current home city, she placed this item in mom's pocket thinking it would last forever.
What is a snowball.
This clothing item was a staple in our high school wardrobe and led us to discover that mom would pronounce it differently than most.
What are leggings ("leggins")?
Sky's original drink of choice was this nasty common cocktail.
What is a gin and tonic.
In elementary school, instead of eating the sandwiches Dad would make her for lunch, what would Sky do with them?
What is hide them under her bed?
What is a lunch box.
On our road trip to Yellowstone, Dad made us go 10 hours without real food in the stretch between these two cities.
This bottom-feeding crustacean tastes delicious fried, grilled, and sauteed. Dad's family often pronounces it's name in this way.
What is "scrimp"?
This dark liquor can only be made in the United States and is commonly associated with Kentucky.
At our old house Timell was teasing Mylen and telling her to "try to bite the clown". When Mylen did in fact bite her, where was she unfairly sent to timeout?
What is the dark hallway?
Dad's secret ingredient in his hot wing hot sauce is this commonly used dairy product.
What is butter.
Mylen brought only this pair of shoes to the alligator state on a trip to visit Timell while she played softball in college.
Mylen incorrectly said this phase that means "spotlessly clean and well looked after".
What is "spick and span"?
These are two of the boujee tequilas that Dad first bought from the Old Town tequila shop, starting his expensive liquor collection.
What are Cava de Oro, Don Elias, or Adictivo.
Sky bowled this many strikes in a row in Wii bowling before Mylen closed out of the game, making her lose her streak and her proof forever.
What is five?
In high school, Dad ran in these three track events.
On the Washington DC trip, Timell and Sky mistook this ingredient for Parmesan cheese and poured it all over their pizza.
What is sugar.
This South American native food seems like it should be a seed but it is actually a grain. Mom often cooked it for dinner and notoriously pronounced it by this incorrect name.
What is "quinona"?
These six ingredients combine to make a Long Island iced tea
What is vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, and a splash of Coca-Cola.