What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
What do you do with witches?
BURN THEM
Do your best Bridge Keeper impression. Everyone must participate, the team that chose this question gets to choose the next question. Whoever does the best impression wins! Remind me to hit the space bar now because the answer is what your gonna say in his voice.
Here is what you'll say "Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see."
What suggestion does Sir Robin make after they've run away from the rabbit?
What do the knights of Ni demand as a sacrifice?
A Shrubbery!
Your mother was a _____ and your father smelt of _____
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
How do the peasants think is a good way to tell whether someone is made of wood?
You build a bridge out of her!
What order do the knights answer the questions in?
Lancelot, Robin, Galahad, and then Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britains, Defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England.
Caeorbannog
What word can the Knights Who Say Ni not hear?
it
Why did the knights of the round table not go to the castle at Camelot?
It's a silly place
So, logicaly… If she_______ then she's_________ and therefore? ________
weighs the same as a duck
made of wood
...A WITCH!!!
Which knight was the one who had to keep reminding Arthur to say 3 and not 5?
Galahad
Book of Armaments Chapter __ verses __-__
Chapter 2 verses 9-21
What is the name of the Shruber?
Roger
What is Sir Robin's official title?
Sir Robin the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot
You get half points if you get the idea
Before the mob arrived, what was Sir Bedivere doing?
Tying a coconut to a swallow to see if it could carry it. It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
Qutoe Sir Bedivere's every line in the Bridge of Death scene all the way from when Galahad says "There it is, the Bridge of Death" up until intermission
What's he doing here?
How do you know so much about swallows?
Who is the first night to be killed by the rabbit?
Sir Bors
After Arthur and Bedivere gave the Knights Who Say Ni a shrubbery, what 2 tasks were they asked to complete after they changed their name?
Bring them...another shrubbery and cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring
Sir Bedivere said that sheep's bladder could prevent what?
Earthquakes
What else floats in water? (Just do what the peasants say)
Bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, mud, churches, lead.
Does the bridgekeeper say, "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three ere the other side ye see." or "Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three ere the other side ye see." ?
Both! He says "who would cross" to Sir Lancelot and "who approacheth" to Sir Robin
What is the name of the Enchanter?
Tim
The Knights Who Say Ni changed their name to what?