True or False: goldfish have a memory of three seconds.
False: They have a memory of 5 months
Chipotle
Jaguar
Look what you made me do,
I'm with somebody new
Dancing with a stranger
The more you have of it, the less you see
What is darkness
What type of doctor is doctor strange?
Neurosurgeon
Foot Locker
General Electric
"Bittersweet, memories That is all I'm taking with me"
I will always love You - Whitney Houston
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
What is the UMPIRE AND THE CATCHER?
what does 'DC' stand for?
Detective Comics
Lay's
Post its
"'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it"
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
What is BECAUSE HE WAS WALKING?
TRICK OR TREAT?
TRICK: LOSE 200 POINTS
TREAT: WIN 200 POINTS!!!!
Panera
Rolex
"My mama called, seen you on TV, son Said s*** done changed ever since we was on I dreamed it all ever since I was young"
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
What is YOUR NAME?
What goes up and comes back down, but has still never moved?
staircase
Cadillac
Acura
Tell me somethin', girl
Are you happy in this modern world?
Or do you need more?
Is there somethin' else you're searchin' for?
SHALLOW
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a CANDLE?