Nicknames
All Things Dogs
One Too Many
Fast Pass to Regret
Things That Happen at Night
100

This grandfatherly nickname is reserved for the man who brings both wisdom and unsolicited advice to every gathering — and always pays for his kids to have fun

"Papa"

100

Why say STOP, DROP, LET IT GO, NO MAM, when you can say this?

"Not Yours" 

100

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas — unless it’s a $60 receipt for designer hydration that screams drunk panic. This luxury water run left wallets dry and dreams of visiting its namesake mountain in Japan feeling oddly... quenched.

"Fuji"

100

This intergalactic thrill ride restored our faith in Disney Imagineering and Chris Pratt. We rode it, we wept, we ranked it #1. Respect.

“Guardians of the Galaxy”

100

Legends say if you listen closely after midnight, you’ll hear this mythical nighttime rumble — sometimes mistaken for a bear, always confirmed to be Morgan.

"Snoring"

200

Commonly known as a burger restaurant that closed down in town center, this name is almost as good as their milkshakes

"M-Shack"

200

Fastest method to get from Hawkers to OneOcean, also the fear place for your dog to take a run

"Third Street" 

200

Mixing Benadryl and booxe might not be patriotic, but this holiday is when one too many led to faceplant in the beach 

"Fourth of the July" 

200

Proof that not everything Pixar touches turns to gold, this ride promised culinary charm but instead delivered motion-sickness, animatronic judgment, and the collective “ick.”

“Ratatouille”

200

She doesn’t ask because she’s tired. She asks because you are. This phrase is a warning shot that the night is far from over.

Where’s the energy?”

300

Led Florida State to its Championship in 2013 and also makes a world famous margarita

"Jimbo"

300

Her middle name was lightning, and she was feared in the neighborhood, as the dog that bites 

"Ginger" 

300

The only thing more tragic than the fake crime scene was this holiday icon who blacked out before their first line in solving the murder of Ebenezer... Someone is getting coal

"Santa-Clause"

300

Technically a cocktail, emotionally a tradition, this frozen French treat signals the exact moment when “a classy Disney day” turns into “Whats another $300 to spend.”

"Orange-Slush" 

300

Some call it sleep. Others call it full-contact dreaming. This nocturnal martial art is why no one volunteers to share a bed anymore. 

 “Landon’s Bedtime Beatdown”

400

Proper noun to refer to Morgan... Also a garden tool

"Hoe"

400

This risque item is typically kept hidden, only to show to one's lover, but can also be found in a dog's stomach at the vet 

"Panties" 
400

It was cold. It was beautiful. It was international. It was smelly?

"Iceland"

400

It’s not every day you process deep emotional conflict to the soothing tones of Dory’s forgetfulness. This undersea ride is one to forget

“Finding Nemo”

400

It’s not quite sleeping, not quite awake — but 100% terrifying when you make eye contact with a demon and still can’t scream for help.

'Sleep Paralysis"

500

This primal nickname ws earned at great cost, walking on all fours in Mickeys Park

"Monkey Boy"

500

Hated around the office, this former dog name was given by his gay father 

"Toby" 

500
He entered the happiest place on earth. He left limping like a cast member from Walking Dead. Alcohol, theme parks, and uneven payment

"Zombie-Boy"

500

At this iconic late-night spot, you pay a premium to hear someone else play the piano while you forget the lyrics to songs you swore you knew sober.

“Jelly Rolls”

500

Part horror movie, part improv show, this phenomenon left the group up all night on the island… or if someone just talks in their sleep.

“Dawson’s Midnight Monologues”