Early Life
Morganti had more than a few female prospects. This one was the worst by far
Who is Cashel
What is political activism?
Jason currently works for Ron Estes, who represents the 4th District of this State
What is Kansas?
When Family Guy's Brian asks Peter what he is up to in the clip "Peter and Drugs", Peter replies with this
What is "crack"?
Before Julia said drinking it on the rocks was hot, Morganti drank this with coke
What is whiskey?
Jason got his first taste of Texas Wiener at this classic NJ spot
What is The Hot Grill?
Jason famously could not do this in any of his college essays
What is spell?
Before leaving for college, Jason slung meat at this local joint
What is Caldwell Market Place?
Spongebob Squarepants' Mr. Krabs exclaims this after opening the cash register
What is "aaand there's no money in here!"?
This beer, introduced nationally in 1975, was the nation's first wildly successful light beer
What is Miller Lite?
"FAT" sandwiches can be found at this restaurant in Montclair NJ
What is CARS Eatery?
Jason served dutifully in this GW-sponsored living space management group
What is RHA? (Residence Hall Association)
Jason works inside this building, named after Sam
What is the Rayburn House Office Building?
When Maverick requests a fly-by of the control tower, Air Boss Johnson replies with this
What is "Negative, Ghost Rider"?
This brand of gin is named after the Yeoman Warders
What is Beefeater?
Jason was once nearly kicked out of a Funplex for looking too...this
What is old?
The video game Jason's roommates would play constantly throughout Sophomore Year
What is Mario Super Sluggers Baseball?
Jason gets his suits from Babul, who hails from here
What is Thailand?
Jack Daniel kicked one of these, leading to a broken toe and an infection that ultimately led to his death
What is a safe?
Jason once reported childhood friend Dom to the principal's for doing this
What is throwing wet toilet paper at the bathroom ceiling?
Jason's Freshman-year neighbor had to urgently schlep home for an impromptu one of these
What is a bris?
Jason was the mascot, George, at GW. His vest was this color
What is buff?
When Admiral Conan Antonio Motti denounces Vader's devotion to the power of the Force, Vader replies with this
What is "I find your lack of faith disturbing"?
The most revered bar and restaurant in DC, Tonic at Quigley's, is named after the building's original enterprise, one of these
What is a drugstore / soda fountain?