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100

This Mormon leader established blood atonement and stated, "Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them, you would be justified, and they would atone for their sins, and be received into the kingdom of God. I would at once do so in such a case; and under such circumstances, I have no wife whom I love so well that I would not put a javelin through her heart, and I would do it with clean hands." 

Who is Brigham Young?

100

According to apostle David W. Patten this criptid is none other than Cain

What is Bigfoot?

100

Name an animal mentioned in the Book of Mormon that was not brought to the Americas until colonization

What are horses, elephants, domestic goats, cattle, or swine?

100

This article of faith establishes the non-trinitarian beliefs of Mormons

What is Article of Faith 1?

100

Jesus wants you for a ....

(actions required)


sunBEAM

(to shine for him each day)


200

This egomanaic stated the following:

"Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. "

Who was Joseph Smith?

200

This printing press was ordered to be destroyed by Joseph Smith whilst the church was based in Illinois

What is the Nauvoo Expositor?

200

Name two pieces of technology purportedly used by the Nephites, Lamanites, or Jaradites that were not available to indigenous peoples of the the Americas

Chariots, compass, various metals, steel/iron, metal swords, cimeters

200

Recite the shortest verse from the Book of Mormon 

(you don't need to know where to find it)

What is "And my father dwelt in a tent"?

(1 Nephi 2:15)

200

This primary song parallels the ultimate fate of Olaf

What is Once There Was a Snowman?

300

This apostle served from 2008 until his death in 2015 and gave the talk "To Young Men Only" in 1976, featuring the lines:

" He  might  fondle  himself  and open  that  release  valve.  This  you  should  not  do,  for if  you  do  that,  the  little  factory  will  speed  up.  You will  then  be  tempted  again  and  again  to  release  it."

Who is Boyd K Packer?

300

These bones found in Illinois by Joseph Smith purportedly belong to a "white lamanite" warrior by this name

What is Zelph?

300

This 1823 book featues the scattering of Hebrews in the Americas, a Urim and Thummin, prophets, and whole chapters of Isaiah

What is View of the Hebrews?

300

List the Young Women Values in order

(Bonus 100 points if someone can say the whole theme)

What are Faith, Divine Nature, Individual Worth, Knowledge, Choice and Accountability, Good Works, Integrity, and Virtue?

300

This niche primary song shows how important it is that your body is bendy while getting wiggles out

What is hinges

400

This first counselor of the Young Women's presidency lamented that a women insisted on drinking coffee and going to hell:

"because of that little cup of coffee, she could not qualify for a temple recommend, and neither could those of her children who drank coffee with her. Though she lived to a good old age and did eventually qualify to reenter and serve in the temple, only one of her 10 children had a worthy temple marriage"

Who is Julie B Beck?

400

This 1857 event involved Mormon militia members, dressed as Native Americans, murdering over 100 members of an Arkansas wagon train

Mountain Meadows Massacure

400

How many times is the phrase "it came to pass" used in the Book of Mormon?

A. 572

B. 997

C. 1,117

D. 1,352

What D. 1,352?

400

This was the name of the secret society of nephites and lamanites known for their "secret combinations"

Hint: Kohor, the major antagonist of the film "The Testament...", is likely a member of this group.


Who were the Gadianton Robbers?

400

This primary song talks about various stories from the Book of Mormon whilst miming simplistic gestures 

(including one offensive to indigenous cultures, please leave that one out)

What is Book of Mormon Stories?

500

This Mormon prophet became prophet a year after the Apollo 11 moon landing and also stated in 1961 that "We will never get a man into space. This earth is man's sphere and it was never intended that he should get away from it. The moon is a superior planet to the earth and it was never intended that man should go there. You can write it down in your books that this will never happen. "

Joseph Fielding Smith

500

Name three of Joseph Smith's wives not including Emma

Bonus 100 points of you can name 5


500

List three Book of Mormon locations that were based off the geography near Joseph Smith

Alma Antrim Antioch Boaz Hellam Jacobsburg Jerusalem Jordan Kishkiminetas Lehigh Mantua Moraviantown Noah Lakes Oneida Oneida Castle Rama Ripple Lake Sodom Shiloh Sherbrooke 

Alma, Valley of Antum Ani-Anti Boaz Helam Jacobugath Jerusalem Jordan Kishkumen Lehi Manti Morianton Noah, Land of Onidah Onidah, Hill Ramah Ripliancum, Waters of Sidom Shilom Shurr

500

A scout is all these things (12 answers!)

What is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent?

500

This handshake, referred to as the "Sign of the Nail", is useful for entering heaven

no pictures allowed :(