Stop Yelling at Me
This HOA Sucks
Who's your Daddy?
The Golden Years
Cryptid Doppleganger
100

He's the handsomest man in the world

Clarence

100

Dirty little cottage with lots of windchimes, suncatchers, and lawn ornaments

Cobalt

100

Nox

Courtney

100

Asked their grandchild smuggle in cookies to eat after dinner (they are diabetic)

Jane

100

The Loch Ness Monster

What is Sargasso (American Eel)?

200

You're such a creepy little freak

Rico

200

Adobe style house with cactuses and rockwork in the front yard

Rocky
200

Norman

Jason

200

Tries to flirt with the dance instructor (they are 22)

Miss Piggy 

200

Mothman

What is Cree?

300

Old lady baby woman

Pancake (Or Sokina)
300

Like just an actual castle

Glass Lizards duh

300

Barnaby

Pam

300

Said "I can't wait to play Bingo again" (they finished playing a game 10 minutes ago)

Who is Clarence?

300

A Sasquatch

What is Guillermo?

400

You're a prince amongst men

Guillermo

400
An underground bunker with lots of canned foods 

Dozer (Vinegaroon)

400

Wilson

Wren
400

Has a rotating door of relatives visiting them

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

400
Vampires
What are Pokey and Slumber?
500

Such an accomplished young lady! So much talent in such a small body.

Mimosa

500

Classic A-frame cabin on a lake

Noodle and/or Rigatoni

500

Iris

Rachael

500

Is still in love with their high school sweetheart even though they married someone else, and now they keep telling the teenage volunteer to shoot their shot with Ben from Calculus 

Sonora

500

The Squonk

What is Pancake?