Triple Rhyme Time
A military crew sailing on a choppy sea of delicious turkey sauce
What is the Wavy Gravy Navy?
Simon Peter's occupation prior to becoming an apostle.
What is a fisherman?
This Peanuts' character has made the most appearances out of any balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
What is Snoopy?
Cape Cod was the location that this Thanksgiving staple was first cultivated in 1816. In the 1990s, they became the namesake of a popular rock band.
What are cranberries?
According to Paster Nate, this can be found on the back of most people's toilet seats.
What is Bill Bennett's Book of Virtues?
A bashful sleuth hired to scope out the Thanksgiving desserts.
What is a Shy Pie Spy?
This man saw the light on the road to Damascus.
Who is Saul?
Benjamin Franklin wanted this to be the national bird instead of the bald eagle.
What is a turkey?
This food retailer has a helpful "Turkey Talk Line" that you can call to chat with an expert to get advice on how to cook your bird for the big day.
What is Butterball?
This is the real reason Pastor Nate would cut his grandfather's grass.
What is the liquor cabinet?
A full ride scholarship to earn a diploma in the study of timbers
What is a Free Tree Degree?
This is the book of the New Testament that has the most accounts of Jesus performing miracles.
What is the Gospel of Mark?
This president was the first to start the tradition of pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving in 1989.
Who is George H.W. Bush?
This delicious casserole ingredient holds the title of North Carolina's Official Vegetable and is celebrated nationally in February.
What is sweet potato?
This is what Pastor Nate wishes he could do when someone cuts him off in traffic.
What is run them off the road and bury them in a ditch?
Christmas presents being exchanged in a rapid manner
What is a Swift Gift Shift?
This man recognized Jesus as the Messiah when he was brought to the Temple as a baby.
Who is Simeon?
This edible Christmas construction is believed to have been invented in Germany in the 16th century.
What are gingerbread houses?
In 1995, this became the first vegetable to ever be grown in space.
What is a potato?
This was the name of the cat that became "Nate's cat" when it was trying to bust down the bedroom door.
Who is Harrison?
Someone with a severe biblical disease making sure that the capsicum is up to standards.
What is a Leper Pepper Checker?
This was the man who fell asleep and fell out of the window while Paul was preaching.
Who is Eutychus?
This trade has renamed "Black Friday" to "Brown Friday" as it is the busiest day of the year in their industry.
Who are plumbers?
These were once thought to remove freckles and cure snake bites.
What are pumpkins?
This is the best pastor we could have ever asked for.
Who is Pastor Nathaniel Keisel?