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What did Mother's 4th grade teacher call Grandma Betty to complain about?
The teacher said that mother was always reading a book in class. Betty asked the teacher if she was participating in class and able to answer questions. The teacher said yes. Betty then asked 'what's the problem?'
What sport did mother play in high school?
The Encyclopedia
When mother slipped on some ice and fell flat on her back, what made the event all the more funny?
She didn't spill a drop of her coke or drop Dee's bear Cathy who wore googles and a swimsuit.
What was mother's favorite band in high school?
Styx
What flexible trick was mother able to do when she was younger?
The splits
What was the memorable mark that a camera salesman made about mother on a trip in New York?
He told her she could use the camera to film the baby, implying she was pregnant. This made grandma Betty pee her pants with laughter and fill her shoes with urine.
What was the secret Mother asked Lori to keep when she was about 5-years-old? Hint: horses
She jumped up onto a random neighbor's horse's back and slid right off of it.
Where did mother lose her phone in Park City? (Alayana thought this was very funny)
In the freezer
At Mother's graduation from Nursing school, one of her professors said what to Grandma Betty?
She had never had a student ask "why" so much.
Singing (Lori said she was really good)
How many times has mother seen one of her favorite Broadway musicals, Wicked?
More than 5, less than 10.
What does mother say about her wallet?
"I have a little purse inside of my purse and I call it my wallet."
What was so funny about the man who came to help mom and her friend dig their car out of the snow?
He only had one arm!
What face scar does mom have?
A scar on the underside of her chin