Yoga
Final Resting Pose.
Savasana (shah-VAH-sah-nah or shih-VAH-snah)
Dear Mom,
I love you. You do so much for me and I enjoy hanging out and talking to you. This is my Mothers Day Gift for You.
The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.
Jay Pritchett
Most popular birth month.
July
Most Popular Boy Names of 21st Century
Say 1 out of top 3
Jacob, Michael, Joshua
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get sprung
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot
What percent of American Yoga practicers are women?
72% Women
Success is one per cent inspiration, 98 per cent perspiration, and two per cent attention to detail.
Phil Dunphy
Cost of raising a child (not counting college).
242,070$
Most Popular Girl Names of 21st Century
Say 1 out of top 3
Emily, Madison, Hannah
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night
Don't Stop Believen by Journey
DAILY DOUBLE
What percentage of Americans have tried practicing yoga in their lives?
28%
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!'”
Phil Dunphy
Percent of moms with kid over 1 year old, who work.
72% 39% in 1976
Average Pregnacy Weight Gain
30 lbs.
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
“Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” by Beyonce
Per Year, How Much money do Americans spend on yoga classes, equipment, clothing, and accessories?
16 Billion
No one wants to think at graduation! It’s graduation, the time when we celebrate being done with thinking.
Haley Dunphy
How much time per day do Preschooler Moms spend doing chores.
2.2 hours, for dads, 1.3 hours.
DAILY DOUBLE
Most popular birth day of the week.
Tuesday
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
But she don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
Travis Eliot Final Prayer...
May we bring STRENGTH where there is WEAKNESS.
May we bring COURAGE where there is FEAR.
May we bring COMPASSION where there is SUFFERING.
May we bring LIGHT where there is DARKNESS.
May we be ULTIMATE.
I don’t wanna meet anything on Monday that I’m gonna eat on Friday.
Mitchell Pritchett
How many diapers are changed by the baby's 2nd birthday.
7,300 Diaper Changes
How many Moms in the US.
82.5 million, 2 billion in the world.
Stop, what the hell are you talking about? Ha
Get my pretty name outta your mouth
We are not the same with or without
Don't talk 'bout me like how you might know how I feel
Top of the world, but your world isn't real
Your world's an ideal
Therefore I am by Bille Eilish