Who Will Win?
The person who decides what is for dinner every single night.
Who is Mom?
The state of the bedroom floor when Mom declares it a "danger zone."
What is messy?
A quiet room with a lock on the door where Mom hides to read.
What is the bathroom?
The phrase used when you ask "Is it cold outside?" and you aren't wearing a jacket.
What is "Go put a jacket on"?
A warm beverage that Mom drinks while it is still hot—if she's lucky.
What is coffee or tea?
The individual most likely to leave a trail of socks, backpacks, and snack wrappers across the living room.
Who is the kid?
The reason Mom gives when you ask for a snack five minutes after eating dinner.
What is "You'll spoil your appetite"?
The local store where Mom spends 45 minutes looking at candles and home decor.
What is Target?
The phrase used when you ask "Where is my stuff?"
What is "If I come in there and find it, you’re in trouble"?
The activity involving a remote control and a show the kids find "boring."
What is watching her favorite show?
The person who has mastered the "I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed" stare.
Who is Mom?
Daily Double! When you complain that you are "bored," this is the chore Mom inevitably assigns.
What is cleaning the room or folding laundry?
A destination involving sand, waves, and a book Mom refuses to put down.
What is the beach?
The phrase used when you slam the door.
What is "Were you born in a barn?"
The act of scrolling through photos of you from when you were a baby.
What is looking at old photos/memories?
The person who claims they "don't know where it is" when the item is sitting right in front of their face.
Who is the kid?
The response Mom gives when you ask "Can I have a puppy?"
What is "Who is going to walk it? (Me)
The place Mom goes for "peace and quiet" that involves her sitting in a parked car.
What is the driveway?
The phrase used when you ask "Can we go to the store?" while sitting in the car.
What is "We have food at home"?
The hobby of keeping plants alive, despite the kids constantly knocking them over.
What is gardening?
The person who holds the ultimate power of "Because I said so."
Who is Mom?
The ultimate "Not My Problem" phrase used when you lose your own homework.
What is "You should have kept track of it"?
The dream vacation spot where Mom doesn't have to cook, clean, or answer the question "What's for dinner?"
What is a spa or an all-inclusive resort?
The phrase used when you keep asking "Why?"
What is "Because I said so"?
The rare, magical event where Mom gets to sleep past 7:00 AM.
What is sleeping in?