Office Incidents
WHO CAUGHT MELVIN STEALING YOGURT IN THE KITCHEN DURING THE BIG YOGURT-GATE DILEMMA(I WAS WITH HER)?
JENNY SEURRATAN
"Do you not know who Donna Drummer is?"
In what state did Aaron get engaged?
Vermont
What is the name of the pizza place that delivers to Kevin?
Little Nero's
She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
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I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall
Name 3/5 cars I've owned since working in Procurement.
Acceptable Answers:
White Camaro
Black Jeep
Black Subaru
White Subaru
Blue GMC Sierra
WHOSE FAMILY MEMBER'S LAB RESULTS WERE ON THE PRINTER AND WAS MINNNNNNND BOGGLED WHEN I HANDED THEM TO THIS PERSON?
YELENA Y
What did I educate Aaron on in regards to his scummy parking habits by drawing a diagram?
The striped lines adjacent to a handicap spot are wheelchair/handicap unloading zones.
What is the name of Gus Polinski's (John Candy) Polka Band?
The Kenosha Kickers
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
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Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
What feature came with my house (that I didn't have to pay extra for)?
The landscaping
WHAT WAS THE DRINK (GENRE ALONE) THAT YOU WOULD PRESS IN THE DRINK VENDING MACHINE WHERE IT WOULD GIVE YOU A 2 FOR ONE DEAL?
ICED TEA (BRISK I BELIEVE)
What fell on the floor, i kicked it/rubbed into carpet, and Mr. Magic got so worried he called the cleaning lady to come vacuum it up?
Honey Nut Cheerios
What is the name of the movie Kevin watches and uses in the movie to scare away the Bandits?
Angels With Filthy Souls
At home drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
What embarrassing story of mine happened right before a golf round at my apartment during my morning coffee (right after I got married)? It did make for a good pre-round story.....
I had to defecate on Lola's wee-wee pad as my toilet was in need of repair and threw it in dumpster. Sounded like a bowling ball when it hit.
HOW MANY DIFFERENT DESK LOCATIONS HAVE I HELD IN OUR OFFICE?
5
What was the restaurant ANDDDDD location of the infamous "jalepenoooooo popppppperrrrrs" incident?
Red Robin-Carle Place
The French term that Kevin's cousin calls him: " You're what the French Call _____ _______"
Les Incompetents
No, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
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So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What was my wedding song?
Will You Still Love Me-Chicago
NAME THE 3 GIRLS THAT WORKED IN OUR BUILDING (FIRST NAMES ARE OK) THAT SZEMPRUCH BANGED.
MELISSA MADSEN, LINDSAY NASH AND DEBBIE YOON
What kind of car did Aaron have before the Subaru Legacy?
Chevy Cruz
The old man neighbor, Mr Marley, is also known by what scary sounding alias?
South Bend Shovel Slayer
All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
You gotta get your groove on before you go get paid
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So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
This was the name of the subway station, that Glenn was willing to pay someone to get off at on the overloaded train. He yelled it a few times and I have a picture with him and that name on the digital sign on the train. (hint-we had just left Atlantic terminal @ Barclays)
Nostrand Avenue