Dad Jokes
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Bible character who said to her mother-in-law, "Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God."
Who is Ruth?
The theme of Move Camp this year.
It is illegal to eat this dessert on Bank Street in Ottawa on Sundays.
What are ice cream cones?
How you should respond when you encounter a black bear.
What is make yourself look bigger and make lots of noise?
Tooth hurt-y
The shortest verse in the Bible.
What is "Jesus wept"?
The dress up theme for tomorrow.
What is Campside Critters?
It is illegal to do this activity in public places in Petrolia, Ontario.
What is whistling?
The direction that the sun rises.
What is east?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Besides gold and frankincense, this was the third gift from the wise men for baby Jesus.
What is myrrh?
The minimum number of volunteers Move Camp needs to run.
What is 280?
A pet that is illegal in Alberta (but not other provinces).
What are rats?
The two ingredients needed to create a fire.
What is oxygen and fuel?
Roberto
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
The longest book of the Bible (by word count).
What is Jeremiah?
The number of boxes of chips that we bought for Move Camp this year.
What is 15 (54 packs in each)?
According to Canadian law, this is the maximum amount of loonies that you are allowed to use to pay for one purchase.
What is 25 loonies?
The amount of time you need to boil water to purify it.
What is 1 minute?
Great food, no atmosphere
What was the restaurant on the moon like?
The number of wives that Solomon had.
What is 700?
The number of kids we have across all 4 campuses (to the nearest 100).
What is 400?
The maximum height (in inches) that your snowman is allowed to be in Souris, Prince Edward Island.
What is 30 inches?
The #1 principle of camping in nature.
What is Leave No Trace?