MOVIE QUOTES
FILMS
TV QUOTES
THE SUN
2027
100

"HEY SO I’VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK, WHY DOES THAT BIRD WEAR A TINY HAT?

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS
100

SET IN NEW YORK AND SICILY, THIS FILM BASED ON THE NOVEL BY MARIO PUZO FOLLOWS THE CORLEONE CRIME FAMILY

THE GODFATHER

100
“D’OH!”

THE SIMPSONS

100

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN ONE TRILLION LIONS AND THE SUN

THE SUN

100

HOW OLD WILL LUCAS KOFORD BE ON JANUARY 1, 2027

28

200

HE WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS RESEARCHING SPIDERS RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED

MADAME WEB

200

THIS FILM CAME OUT THE SAME YEAR AS A MOVIE ABOUT DINOSAURS FROM THE SAME DIRECTOR, THIS ONE DEPICTING THE TRAGEDY OF THE HOLOCAUST

SCHINDLER’S LIST

200

EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED.

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

200

WHO WOULD IN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN 4.2 OCTILLION LIONS AND THE SUN

4.2 OCTILLION LIONS
200

THIS ROBERT PATTINSON SEQUEL WILL RELEASE ON OCTOBER 1, 2027

THE BATMAN PART II
300

THERE IS A LOT OF EVIL IN THE ROOM. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY LIKE ABOUT IT? ALL THE EVIL IN HERE REMINDS ME OF ALL OF THE GOOD THAT’S OUT THERE.

ANNABELLE COMES HOME

300

THIS FILM EARNED GRETA GERWIG TWO OSCAR NOMINATIONS AND WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE IN 2017 AND STARS SAOIRSE RONAN

LADY BIRD

300
TREAT YO’ SELF!

PARKS AND RECREATION

300

IN THIS MANY YEARS FROM NOW, THE SUN WILL BECOME A RED DWARF

5-7 BILLION

300

IF WE ARE LUCKY IN 2027, SEASON 3 OF THIS WORKPLACE SERIES ABOUT SPLIT PERSONALITIES WILL RELEASE ON APPLE TV

SEVERANCE

400

THE WORST PART ABOUT HAVING A MENTAL ILLNESS IS HAVING TO PRETEND YOU DON’T.

JOKER

400

DISCIPLINED ITALIAN COMPOSER ANTONIO SALIERI BECOMES CONSUMED BY JEALOUSY AND RESENTMENT TOWARD THE HEDONISTIC AND REMARKABLY TALENTED YOUNG VIENNESE COMPOSER WOLFGANG IN THIS BEST PICTURE-WINNING FILM

AMADEUS

400

I WANT PEOPLE TO BE AFRAID OF HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME.

THE OFFICE

400

THIS CHARACTER INTERVIEWING FOR THE REGIONAL MANAGER POSITION IN ‘THE OFFICE’ KNOWS A LOT OF FACTS ABOUT THE SUN WHICH PROMPTS GABE TO REPEATEDLY SHOUT AT HIM, “SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!”

ANDY (ED HELMS)

400
IF APPLE CONTINUES THEIR PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED PATTERN, THIS IPHONE WILL RELEASE IN 2027

IPHONE XX/20

500
“THE MYSTERY OF LIFE ISN’T A PROBLEM TO SOLVE, BUT A REALITY TO EXPERIENCE. A PROCESS THAT CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD BY STOPPING IT.”

DUNE: PART ONE

500

THIS BILLY WILDER FILM WHICH HEAVILY INSPIRED DAVID LYNCH’S “MULHOLLAND DR” IS ABOUT A SCREENWRITER WHO WRITES A SCREENPLAY FOR A HOLLYWOOD SILENT MOVIE STAR PLAYED BY GLORIA SWANSON

SUNSET BOULEVARD

500

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

X-FILES

500

ONCE THOUGHT TO BE A MASS OF INCANDESCENT GAS, THE SUN IS NOW KNOWN TO BE A MIASMA OF THIS FOURTH STATE OF MATTER

PLASM

500

THIS EVENT WILL HAPPEN TWICE IN 2027, IN FEBRUARY AND AUGUST, AN OCCURENCE THAT HAS NOT HAPPENED TWICE IN THE SAME YEAR SINCE 1889 AND WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL 2252

TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE