Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Mean Girls
"I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence."
National Treasure
Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!
A League of Their Own
"Yo, Adrian!"
Rocky
"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
Mean Girls
"Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed."
Legally Blonde
May the odds ever be in your favor.
The Hunger Games
"I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!"
Mean Girls
"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."
Legally Blonde
"Not"
Borat
“Dad, what are you doing? It’s Shark Week!”
Step Brothers
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Help me, I’m poor.
Bridesmaids
"I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon."
Step Brothers
"I'm in a glass case of emotion"
Anchorman
“These people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.”
Crazy Rich Asians
I love lamp.
Anchorman
"Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler."
Office Space
"You shall not pass!"
Lord of the Rings
You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.
Wet Hot American Summer
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!”
Dodgeball
“It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
Dazed and Confused
"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"
Dumb and Dumber
"Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out?
The Hangover