Column 1
A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill
The Dark Knight
Woman saves cat from an intruder on her spaceship
Alien, the 8th passenger
George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age
Gravity
Man gets steroids and a frisbee to fight off Nazis
Captain America : The First Avenger
A group spends 9 hours returning jewelry
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
A talking frog convinces a son to kill his dad
The Empire Strikes Back
A young girl with mental illness talks to furniture and marries her kidnapper
Beauty and the Beast
A group of friends decide to spend less time online
Matrix
An alcoholic orphan and his boss burn down his family house
Skyfall
US government spends millions of dollars because a man runs out of potatoes
The Martian
Baby dies of old age
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Four guys are late for a wedding
The Hangover
Psychotic child spends an evening torturing 2 grown men
Home Alone
A teen boy’s body changes and he discovers he can shoot a white sticky substance out of his body
Spider-Man
A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters
Shrek
A man tells people in Texas about his problems
Apollo 13
For the sake of humanity, a New York City cabbie must get his passenger to her destination on time
The Fifth Element
A depressed, widowed father teams up with a mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son
Finding Nemo
Four kids come out of the closet
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Public transportation running ahead of schedule for once
Speed
Two naked dudes go after a young boy
Terminator 2
Illegal immigrant chased by the Feds
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
A young boy discovers that having hard wood in your hand can lead to all sorts of magic
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Teen befriends an old man, drives way over speed limit
Back to the Future
A family’s first AirBnB goes horribly wrong
The Shining
A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn’t end well.
Titanic
Man goes on a hiking trip and loses weight
127 Hours
Girl with Stockholm syndrome gets a bad haircut
Tangled
Man’s wife dies. He tries to get high in order to cope. Accidentally gets a minor high along with himself. They go on a major trip and end up good friends when they come down
Up
A guy that’s alone in the forest kisses a dead body while seven other guys watch
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
The Wizard of Oz
A man traveling on a train doesn’t like his seat, so he goes to speak to the driver
Snowpiercer
Bunch of guys, who are scared of rabbits, look for a cup to drink out of
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
A weatherman pursues lots of extracurricular activities
Groundhog Day
Startup business struggles with security after hiring the wrong IT guy
Jurassic Park
A hidden society conspires to terrorize children every night
Monster Inc.