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A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill
The Dark Knight
Woman saves cat from an intruder on her spaceship
Alien, the 8th passenger
Unpopular kids beat up a starving homeless clown
It
Man gets steroids and a frisbee to fight off Nazis
Captain America : The First Avenger
A group spends 9 hours returning jewelry
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
A talking frog convinces a son to kill his dad
The Empire Strikes Back
A young girl with mental illness talks to furniture and marries her kidnapper
Beauty and the Beast
A group of friends decide to spend less time online
Matrix
A beautiful princess gets catfished
Alladin
A family's first Airbnb experience goes very very wrong
The Shining
Baby dies of old age
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Four guys are late for a wedding
The Hangover
Psychotic child spends an evening torturing 2 grown men
Home Alone
A teen boy’s body changes and he discovers he can shoot a white sticky substance out of his body
Spider-Man
A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters
Shrek
A man tells people in Texas about his problems
Apollo 13
Parents so scared to explain their child's condition they literally make the other child forget and separate them for the rest of their childhood with no explanation to the "healthy" child.
Frozen
A depressed, widowed father teams up with a mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son
Finding Nemo
Four kids come out of the closet
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The boy is being a third wheel for seven years
Harry Potter
Two naked dudes go after a young boy
Terminator 2
Illegal immigrant chased by the Feds
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
A woman sleeps to avoid doing favors for several men.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Teen befriends an old man, drives way over speed limit
Back to the Future
A family’s first AirBnB goes horribly wrong
The Shining
A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn’t end well.
Titanic
Man goes on a hiking trip and loses weight
127 Hours
Girl with Stockholm syndrome gets a bad haircut
Tangled
Man’s wife dies. He tries to get high in order to cope. Accidentally gets a minor high along with himself. They go on a major trip and end up good friends when they come down
Up
Woman cleans all day. Still has mice.
Cinderella
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
The Wizard of Oz
A boy discovers that he can shoot something sticky and white.
Spiderman
An egg startup company learns the importance of a proper IT budget
Jurassic Park
Teenager girl marries man who’s profession is charter fishing all her family and friends
When the 'cats always land on their feet' myth was busted.
Lion King
A hidden society conspires to terrorize children every night
Monster Inc.