Action & Adventure
A dad has to go pick up his daughter
Taken
Young girl who's definitely high on something talks to furniture and marries her kidnapper
Beauty and the Beast
Friend zoned for three decades, girl finally likes him, she dies.
Forest Gump
A series of naps
Inception.
A family's first Airbnb experience goes very very wrong
The Shining
The Matrix
Depressed, widowed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son
Finding Nemo
Everyone Dies,...and they sing throughout it all for some reason
Les Miserables
Father reunites with long lost son, wants him to take over the family business
Star Wars: A New Hope
Small town doctor brings 3 people closer together
The Human Centipede
Public transportation running ahead of schedule for once
Speed
Adorable trash can and a flower pot force lazy people to walk
Wall-E
Guy wants to bone Siri
Her
A young boy discovers that having hard wood in your hand can lead to all sorts of magic!
Harry Potter
Guy gets a jet engine dropped on his head after messing around with a rascally rabbit
Donnie Darko
A young man forcibly binds other men together and photographs them for money
Spider-Man
After the death of her parents, a young socialite causes millions in property damage
Frozen
She started wearing less and going out more
Mean Girls
Billions of dollars in subsidies for a potato farmer
The Martian
Unpopular kids beat up a starving homeless clown
IT
An egg startup company learns the importance of a proper IT budget
Jurassic Park
A beautiful princess gets catfished
Aladdin
Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge
Titanic
Group spends 9 hours returning Jewelry
Lord of The Rings
A group of teens help an ill-tempered hockey goalie overcome the tragic loss of his mother
Friday the 13th