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100

Man watches his wife die, and only son be disabled after a brutal attack on his front lawn. Years later his son is then kidnapped. He travels many miles in search of his son with help of strangers he meets along the way.

Finding Nemo

100

This dude was a farmer, a pirate, and a trained assassin. He scaled the Cliffs of Insanity by hand, won a sword fight, knocked out a brute, and out-smarted an "inconceivable" man just to respond to the woman he loves by saying: "As you wish".

Westley 

(The Dread Pirate Roberts)

~The Princess Bride~

100

Mama always said life ________________________."

"... was like a box of chocolates."

100

A feminist icon who challenged traditional belief systems and fought to be seen as a human rather than being viewed as ornamental a man.

Hint: "The soldier from the mountains" 

Mulan

100

Based on a Novel written about his life.

Hint: This movie caused a MAJOR disruption between my mom and I's relationship.

A River Runs Through It

200

A woman who cheated on her fiance narrowly escapes death, only to have both of the men in her life die, one of which dies sacrificing himself. The last thing she ever does in her life is destroy a priceless and irreplaceable piece of treasure.

Titanic

200

"Do dah do dah do do do do doooooo."

Edward Cullen

~Twilight~

200

"I'm smart you're dumb, I'm big you're little, I'm right you're wrong, and there's _____________________."

"... nothing you can do about it."

200

A movie many view to be both written for adult and children audiences due to its heartbreaking plot.

Big Hero 6

200

I watch this movie about every two weeks.

Coraline

300

The monster of the story saves a beautiful girl from marrying a man who plans to kill her for power.

Shrek

300

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

Patrick Verona

~10 Things I Hate About You~

300

"Life moves pretty fast. ________________________ __________________________________."

"... If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

300

Love, loss, and brotherhood

Hint: One of the best Disney movies ever created, however severely underrated.

Brother Bear

300

Highway cops just having fun.

Super Troopers 1 & 2 (Be FR)

400

A widely hated mad scientist tries too hard to make people like him, so he creates a device he believes will do the trick. His device ends up raining disruption on his tiny island town.

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

400

"A life for a life."

Li Shang

~Mulan~

400

"As __."

"... If."

400

Name the five movies that are said to have the best soundtrack.

Lion King

Tarzan

Beauty and the Beast

Aladdin

The Little Mermaid

400

"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me"

Scream

500

Singing safari animals.

Lion King

500

Named after bread.

Peeta Mellark

~Hunger Games~

500

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. _____________

__________________________________________

_________________. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!"

Double points: "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! _____ ____________________________________________________ and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"... I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets..."

Double Points: "... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster..."

500

This movie was created due to a shelved storyline that Sting did the music for. It was a four-year project called: The Kingdom of the Sun, that had limited success with focus groups. It was rewritten to this new story where many lines were improved and had little direction.

Hint: A comedic animated movie about two men from different socioeconomic backgrounds coming together to fix a mistake by a "how are you even stille alive" woman. 

Emperors New Groove

500

Big head, evil plans, and a damsel in distress

Hint: The lead character and his minion accidentally created the REAL villain

Megamind